221Bs are addictive!

[anarion]

Yes, they are! I love writing them. So I do it a lot. And this is surprisingly NOT verityburns's fault this time!
Who would have thought? ;)
It's atlinmerrick's. And since Verity was sure that she will love it, this one is for her! <3


So here comes the next 221B, total crack this time. It just got stuck in my head that that particular word starts with a 'b' and it refused to go away...




221B - Q&A

Sherlock entered the room like he always did, reminding John a little of a whirlwind. But instead of storming to his latest experiment or flinging himself on the sofa, he sat down opposite John.

’John, I might be in need of your expertise...’

John looked up, confused. ‘What?’

‘To solve the case, I need your help in an area I feel I don’t have enough experience in.’

‘Which would be?’

‘Um, it has to do with the circumstances under which the victim died.’

‘Which would be?’ If it had been anybody else, John would have thought he was out of his depth. But this was Sherlock!

‘They were rather exceptional.’

Really, this was getting ridiculous. ‘Exceptional how and why exactly do you need my help?’

‘The victim was in a situation I have never been in, but I know you have and I thought you could help me understand how he felt when he died.’

No, John still had no idea where this was going. ‘You really need to give me more than that.’

‘I’d like to recreate the crime scene here.’

Now John was close to grabbing Sherlock and shaking the answer out of him. ‘And I can help you how?’

Sherlock looked at him very matter-of-factly. ‘Well John, would it be very indecorous to ask you for a blowjob?’



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AN: There is a follow-up fic. You can find it here





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Comments

[baka-yu.livejournal.com]

I just died laughing and I'm very happy with this cause of death! *lol*

And I really want to know Johns reaction now. :P

[anarion.livejournal.com]

I am not sure if I should be sorry for killing you or not. ;)

Well, to be honest, there is a longer story coming out of this at some point. It will have John's reaction and whoever whatever comes after that. *ahem*
:D

[ledasdaughter.livejournal.com]

oh God, you are clearly upping the competition for the spilled liquids. you almost had my keyboard dying of buchstabensuppe just a moment ago. verity will be proud, especially of the innuendo. well done, well done!

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :)

[winter-hermit.livejournal.com]

That is a marvellous gif. And allows me to think of all sorts of naughty things he's been up to prior to it.

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Haha, I never looked at it that way. :D

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

What other way is there to look at it, for heaven's sake?

I think it would make a good accompaniment to the 'follow on' piece :D

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Oh God, for some reason that made me laugh out so loud that my roommate came over to check on me. *lol*

I am just so innocent, I never think of these things until someone gives me a hint *puppy eyes*

We need to stop talking about the follow up piece, otherwise chapter 6 might get shoved out of the way rather impiously. ;)

[baka-yu.livejournal.com]

Don't be, it's a good death! ;)

Oh that sounds great, I'm really looking forward to that one!

[ledasdaughter.livejournal.com]

this, my friend, is glorious! It is! I did cheat and read the word, so I was already giggling through the whole thing...not that this was a bad thing... :p

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Glad it made you giggle! :D
I had soo much fun writing it.

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

Do you know, I've been giggling sporadically over this ever since you previewed me, but I still burst out laughing all over again.

What really gets me, even more than the last word, is Sherlock's use of the word 'indecorous' in conjunction with it. That is just perfect, I love it on so many levels. Well done you!

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Aaww, thank you! <3

Who would have thought that the word was such a hit? Because I was tinking about using something else for a while.

[zephyr-macabee.livejournal.com]

Sherlock is so out of his depth here, but I am certain that John will be happy to help him.

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Luckily John is a very helpful person. :D

[sassyinkpen.livejournal.com]

Deeply hurts me that we don't get to hear John's reaction to that last question!

Lovely!

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

There will be a longer version of this someday! It's just too good to let it go unfinished. :D

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

You totally win for using the word "indecorous". XD XD XD

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Haha, this seems to be a big hit! I had no idea! :D

Thank you!

[littlelorayne.livejournal.com]

ARGH! CLIFFHANGERS WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME. Please tell me there will be more. There must be more!

[anarion.livejournal.com]

YES, there will be more! :D

[ellie_hell.livejournal.com]

Haha, that was glorious! Come on John, just blow him already!

I'll be very selfish and hope you loved the format so much that you'll write what happens next, because it's excellent and I wish I had more to read.

Loved it!

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Thank you! <3

Yes, I will write what happens next and I can tell you, Sherlock will be blown away by John's reaction. *ahem*
;)

[ellie_hell.livejournal.com]

Ha! Blow job humour! My favourite! kind!

Well, that's one thing I can't wait to read, it's great to know there will be more and that it will blow Sherlock away. But really, is there any other way? Although I will die of shock and blue ovaries (and possibly love you forever) if you write something like this:

"Well John, would it be very indecorous to ask you for a blow job?"

John looked at him, his shock clearly visible.

"Are you insane? No, I'm not giving you a blow job!"

"Oh, alright then," Sherlock replied before retreating to his room.

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Don't tempt me! :D

[atlinmerrick.livejournal.com]

OH MY FREAKIN' GOD I LOVE THIS.

I love this.

I adore how Sherlock just drags it out and drags it out and...oh this is the funniest 221B in the history of 221Bs.

*FLAILING*

[atlinmerrick.livejournal.com]

And idiot Atlin Merrick just read the author notes and flailed again. Because this was blamed on me! And was dedictated to me sorta! FUCK YEAH!

*Cough*

Excuse me while I put on my Lady clothes....

(*Struggle* These things don't fit. They've never fit. Ah screw it.)

FUCK YEAH!

*HappyDance*

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Hehe, well, it IS your fault. So blame where blame is due. *har*

Isn't there a comic from angrybeige with Sherlock going 'Fuck yeah'? *lol*

[anarion.livejournal.com]

this is the funniest 221B in the history of 221Bs.

WOW! Coming from you this is a big compliment! Thank you! *hugs*

[anarion.livejournal.com]

also: *flailing*

[atlinmerrick.livejournal.com]

Well it's true times eleventy and I turned around and pointed my friends to it (oooo, they did not leave comments!), but I know they all came over to read!

[arianedevere.livejournal.com]

I'm glad it's not just me who is always tempted to peek at the final 'b' word in a 221B. But I'll admit that I already knew what this one would be, 'cause verityburns sent me here with the words, "Have you read anarion's blowjob fic?" Spoilers much?!

Anyway, great fic regardless of the ending being ruined for me. *glares at Verity*

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

Got you here didn't I?

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Haha, great, now I am famous for my blowjob fic! *lol*
Please don't tell my parents!

Glad you liked it!

[sabrinaphynn.livejournal.com]

Giggling... Helpless with the giggling... :)

[angelshandprint.livejournal.com]

I laughed myself to death and went to Sherlock heaven
Now I'm gonna go looking for the sequel there... here... whatever

[mattsloved1.livejournal.com]

Hilarious! I'm glad I found this when the followup is available! Guess what I'm going to read now. lol ;)

[fanbot.livejournal.com]

LOL! At least he didn't go to a stranger. :)

[mildly-neurotic.livejournal.com]

LOL... awesome.

[zevbaldwin.livejournal.com]

Hilarious!