221Bs are addictive!
Jun. 3rd, 2011 02:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
anarionYes, they are! I love writing them. So I do it a lot. And this is surprisingly NOT ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
verityburns's fault this time!
Who would have thought? ;)
It'satlinmerrick's. And since Verity was sure that she will love it, this one is for her! <3
So here comes the next 221B, total crack this time. It just got stuck in my head that that particular word starts with a 'b' and it refused to go away...
221B - Q&A
Sherlock entered the room like he always did, reminding John a little of a whirlwind. But instead of storming to his latest experiment or flinging himself on the sofa, he sat down opposite John.
’John, I might be in need of your expertise...’
John looked up, confused. ‘What?’
‘To solve the case, I need your help in an area I feel I don’t have enough experience in.’
‘Which would be?’
‘Um, it has to do with the circumstances under which the victim died.’
‘Which would be?’ If it had been anybody else, John would have thought he was out of his depth. But this was Sherlock!
‘They were rather exceptional.’
Really, this was getting ridiculous. ‘Exceptional how and why exactly do you need my help?’
‘The victim was in a situation I have never been in, but I know you have and I thought you could help me understand how he felt when he died.’
No, John still had no idea where this was going. ‘You really need to give me more than that.’
‘I’d like to recreate the crime scene here.’
Now John was close to grabbing Sherlock and shaking the answer out of him. ‘And I can help you how?’
Sherlock looked at him very matter-of-factly. ‘Well John, would it be very indecorous to ask you for a blowjob?’
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AN: There is a follow-up fic. You can find it here
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verityburns's fault this time! Who would have thought? ;)
It's
atlinmerrick's. And since Verity was sure that she will love it, this one is for her! <3So here comes the next 221B, total crack this time. It just got stuck in my head that that particular word starts with a 'b' and it refused to go away...
221B - Q&A
Sherlock entered the room like he always did, reminding John a little of a whirlwind. But instead of storming to his latest experiment or flinging himself on the sofa, he sat down opposite John.
’John, I might be in need of your expertise...’
John looked up, confused. ‘What?’
‘To solve the case, I need your help in an area I feel I don’t have enough experience in.’
‘Which would be?’
‘Um, it has to do with the circumstances under which the victim died.’
‘Which would be?’ If it had been anybody else, John would have thought he was out of his depth. But this was Sherlock!
‘They were rather exceptional.’
Really, this was getting ridiculous. ‘Exceptional how and why exactly do you need my help?’
‘The victim was in a situation I have never been in, but I know you have and I thought you could help me understand how he felt when he died.’
No, John still had no idea where this was going. ‘You really need to give me more than that.’
‘I’d like to recreate the crime scene here.’
Now John was close to grabbing Sherlock and shaking the answer out of him. ‘And I can help you how?’
Sherlock looked at him very matter-of-factly. ‘Well John, would it be very indecorous to ask you for a blowjob?’
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AN: There is a follow-up fic. You can find it here
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Date: 2011-06-05 08:47 am (UTC)I love this.
I adore how Sherlock just drags it out and drags it out and...oh this is the funniest 221B in the history of 221Bs.
*FLAILING*
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Date: 2011-06-05 08:51 am (UTC)*Cough*
Excuse me while I put on my Lady clothes....
(*Struggle* These things don't fit. They've never fit. Ah screw it.)
FUCK YEAH!
*HappyDance*
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Date: 2011-06-05 01:24 pm (UTC)Isn't there a comic from angrybeige with Sherlock going 'Fuck yeah'? *lol*
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Date: 2011-06-05 01:20 pm (UTC)WOW! Coming from you this is a big compliment! Thank you! *hugs*
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Date: 2011-06-05 01:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-06 05:41 pm (UTC)