221Bs are addictive!
Jun. 3rd, 2011 02:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
anarionYes, they are! I love writing them. So I do it a lot. And this is surprisingly NOT ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
verityburns's fault this time!
Who would have thought? ;)
It'satlinmerrick's. And since Verity was sure that she will love it, this one is for her! <3
So here comes the next 221B, total crack this time. It just got stuck in my head that that particular word starts with a 'b' and it refused to go away...
221B - Q&A
Sherlock entered the room like he always did, reminding John a little of a whirlwind. But instead of storming to his latest experiment or flinging himself on the sofa, he sat down opposite John.
’John, I might be in need of your expertise...’
John looked up, confused. ‘What?’
‘To solve the case, I need your help in an area I feel I don’t have enough experience in.’
‘Which would be?’
‘Um, it has to do with the circumstances under which the victim died.’
‘Which would be?’ If it had been anybody else, John would have thought he was out of his depth. But this was Sherlock!
‘They were rather exceptional.’
Really, this was getting ridiculous. ‘Exceptional how and why exactly do you need my help?’
‘The victim was in a situation I have never been in, but I know you have and I thought you could help me understand how he felt when he died.’
No, John still had no idea where this was going. ‘You really need to give me more than that.’
‘I’d like to recreate the crime scene here.’
Now John was close to grabbing Sherlock and shaking the answer out of him. ‘And I can help you how?’
Sherlock looked at him very matter-of-factly. ‘Well John, would it be very indecorous to ask you for a blowjob?’
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AN: There is a follow-up fic. You can find it here
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verityburns's fault this time! Who would have thought? ;)
It's
atlinmerrick's. And since Verity was sure that she will love it, this one is for her! <3So here comes the next 221B, total crack this time. It just got stuck in my head that that particular word starts with a 'b' and it refused to go away...
221B - Q&A
Sherlock entered the room like he always did, reminding John a little of a whirlwind. But instead of storming to his latest experiment or flinging himself on the sofa, he sat down opposite John.
’John, I might be in need of your expertise...’
John looked up, confused. ‘What?’
‘To solve the case, I need your help in an area I feel I don’t have enough experience in.’
‘Which would be?’
‘Um, it has to do with the circumstances under which the victim died.’
‘Which would be?’ If it had been anybody else, John would have thought he was out of his depth. But this was Sherlock!
‘They were rather exceptional.’
Really, this was getting ridiculous. ‘Exceptional how and why exactly do you need my help?’
‘The victim was in a situation I have never been in, but I know you have and I thought you could help me understand how he felt when he died.’
No, John still had no idea where this was going. ‘You really need to give me more than that.’
‘I’d like to recreate the crime scene here.’
Now John was close to grabbing Sherlock and shaking the answer out of him. ‘And I can help you how?’
Sherlock looked at him very matter-of-factly. ‘Well John, would it be very indecorous to ask you for a blowjob?’
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AN: There is a follow-up fic. You can find it here
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Date: 2011-06-03 12:51 pm (UTC)And I really want to know Johns reaction now. :P
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Date: 2011-06-03 01:07 pm (UTC)Well, to be honest, there is a longer story coming out of this at some point. It will have John's reaction and
whoeverwhatever comes after that. *ahem*:D
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Date: 2011-06-03 06:09 pm (UTC)I think it would make a good accompaniment to the 'follow on' piece :D
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Date: 2011-06-03 06:18 pm (UTC)I am just so innocent, I never think of these things until someone gives me a hint *puppy eyes*
We need to stop talking about the follow up piece, otherwise chapter 6 might get shoved out of the way rather impiously. ;)
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Date: 2011-06-03 01:28 pm (UTC)Oh that sounds great, I'm really looking forward to that one!
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Date: 2011-06-03 01:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-03 01:24 pm (UTC)I had soo much fun writing it.
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Date: 2011-06-03 01:46 pm (UTC)What really gets me, even more than the last word, is Sherlock's use of the word 'indecorous' in conjunction with it. That is just perfect, I love it on so many levels. Well done you!
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Date: 2011-06-03 05:57 pm (UTC)Who would have thought that the word was such a hit? Because I was tinking about using something else for a while.
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Date: 2011-06-03 02:32 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-06-03 03:58 pm (UTC)Lovely!
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Date: 2011-06-03 05:35 pm (UTC)There will be a longer version of this someday! It's just too good to let it go unfinished. :D
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Date: 2011-06-03 04:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-03 05:36 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2011-06-03 09:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-04 08:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-04 01:08 am (UTC)I'll be very selfish and hope you loved the format so much that you'll write what happens next, because it's excellent and I wish I had more to read.
Loved it!
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Date: 2011-06-04 08:40 pm (UTC)Yes, I will write what happens next and I can tell you, Sherlock will be blown away by John's reaction. *ahem*
;)
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Date: 2011-06-05 01:21 am (UTC)Well, that's one thing I can't wait to read, it's great to know there will be more and that it will blow Sherlock away. But really, is there any other way? Although I will die of shock and blue ovaries (and possibly love you forever) if you write something like this:
"Well John, would it be very indecorous to ask you for a blow job?"
John looked at him, his shock clearly visible.
"Are you insane? No, I'm not giving you a blow job!"
"Oh, alright then," Sherlock replied before retreating to his room.
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Date: 2011-06-05 01:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-05 08:47 am (UTC)I love this.
I adore how Sherlock just drags it out and drags it out and...oh this is the funniest 221B in the history of 221Bs.
*FLAILING*
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Date: 2011-06-05 08:51 am (UTC)*Cough*
Excuse me while I put on my Lady clothes....
(*Struggle* These things don't fit. They've never fit. Ah screw it.)
FUCK YEAH!
*HappyDance*
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Date: 2011-06-05 01:24 pm (UTC)Isn't there a comic from angrybeige with Sherlock going 'Fuck yeah'? *lol*
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Date: 2011-06-05 01:20 pm (UTC)WOW! Coming from you this is a big compliment! Thank you! *hugs*
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Date: 2011-06-05 01:21 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-06-07 08:11 pm (UTC)Anyway, great fic regardless of the ending being ruined for me. *glares at Verity*
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Date: 2011-06-07 09:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-07 09:11 pm (UTC)Please don't tell my parents!
Glad you liked it!
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Date: 2011-06-20 05:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-21 07:14 am (UTC)Now I'm gonna go looking for the sequel there... here... whatever
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