221Bs are addictive!

[anarion]

Yes, they are! I love writing them. So I do it a lot. And this is surprisingly NOT verityburns's fault this time!
Who would have thought? ;)
It's atlinmerrick's. And since Verity was sure that she will love it, this one is for her! <3


So here comes the next 221B, total crack this time. It just got stuck in my head that that particular word starts with a 'b' and it refused to go away...




221B - Q&A

Sherlock entered the room like he always did, reminding John a little of a whirlwind. But instead of storming to his latest experiment or flinging himself on the sofa, he sat down opposite John.

’John, I might be in need of your expertise...’

John looked up, confused. ‘What?’

‘To solve the case, I need your help in an area I feel I don’t have enough experience in.’

‘Which would be?’

‘Um, it has to do with the circumstances under which the victim died.’

‘Which would be?’ If it had been anybody else, John would have thought he was out of his depth. But this was Sherlock!

‘They were rather exceptional.’

Really, this was getting ridiculous. ‘Exceptional how and why exactly do you need my help?’

‘The victim was in a situation I have never been in, but I know you have and I thought you could help me understand how he felt when he died.’

No, John still had no idea where this was going. ‘You really need to give me more than that.’

‘I’d like to recreate the crime scene here.’

Now John was close to grabbing Sherlock and shaking the answer out of him. ‘And I can help you how?’

Sherlock looked at him very matter-of-factly. ‘Well John, would it be very indecorous to ask you for a blowjob?’



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AN: There is a follow-up fic. You can find it here





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Comments

[baka-yu.livejournal.com]

I just died laughing and I'm very happy with this cause of death! *lol*

And I really want to know Johns reaction now. :P

[anarion.livejournal.com]

I am not sure if I should be sorry for killing you or not. ;)

Well, to be honest, there is a longer story coming out of this at some point. It will have John's reaction and whoever whatever comes after that. *ahem*
:D

[ledasdaughter.livejournal.com]

oh God, you are clearly upping the competition for the spilled liquids. you almost had my keyboard dying of buchstabensuppe just a moment ago. verity will be proud, especially of the innuendo. well done, well done!

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :)

[winter-hermit.livejournal.com]

That is a marvellous gif. And allows me to think of all sorts of naughty things he's been up to prior to it.

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Haha, I never looked at it that way. :D

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

What other way is there to look at it, for heaven's sake?

I think it would make a good accompaniment to the 'follow on' piece :D

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Oh God, for some reason that made me laugh out so loud that my roommate came over to check on me. *lol*

I am just so innocent, I never think of these things until someone gives me a hint *puppy eyes*

We need to stop talking about the follow up piece, otherwise chapter 6 might get shoved out of the way rather impiously. ;)

[baka-yu.livejournal.com]

Don't be, it's a good death! ;)

Oh that sounds great, I'm really looking forward to that one!