Fic: 221B - Truly, madly, deeply
Jan. 27th, 2012 06:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
anarionTitle: Truly, madly, deeply
Words: 221
Rating: PG
Pairings : Sherlock/John friendship or slash, whatever you want to see in it
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Truly, madly, deeply
Life with this man is a madhouse. Why am I still here?
He just blew up the kitchen table with his latest experiment, shouted something unintelligible at me and stormed off.
He wakes me up at all times, constantly borrows my things and drags me into all kinds of crazy situations.
Not to mention the stunt he pulled when he fell into the Thames, scaring me half to death because he didn’t resurface for five minutes. Turns out Sherlock knows how to freedive and is able to go up to eight minutes.
Then there are the weirder things, like when he had his arse thoroughly groped by a twenty-eight stone sumo on a dramatically lit dance floor. I am still waiting for an explanation on that one.
Oh, or that time when he decided to modify my phone because he thought I wasn't responding fast enough to texts, so it gave me a small electric shock everytime I took too long to answer.
So why am I still here?
The door flies open, my very own lunatic comes rushing in, smiling that smile that he only smiles for me, and I know why I’m still here.
“Sherlock. The kitchen is a danger zone – again. Lestrade called five times. And do I even want to know why on earth your hair is blue?”
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AN: This one is for
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chocolamousse because it's her birthday and she is awesome.Happy birthday, darling!
Of course I wanted to write you something porny, but my muse wasn't willing. Then I heard that Ari and Verity have that covered, so I decided that something to laugh is fine as well.
My muse is a little difficult at the moment, she is throwing ideas at me left, right and centre wherever I go, but when I take time and sit her down to work with me she starts pouting and being uncooperative. *sighs*
She seems to be in her teens right now...
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Date: 2012-01-27 05:59 pm (UTC)And what a lovely little story from you - that will teach the 'anarion must have done the porn' brigade... anarion can do sweetly affectionate just as well. Bravo, my dear, bravo!!
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Date: 2012-01-27 10:48 pm (UTC)*gulps*
It's... Oh my God, it's an Empty House moment !
*is maybe a little bit obsessed* :D
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Date: 2012-01-28 10:13 am (UTC)I would never have guessed... ;)
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Date: 2012-01-28 10:12 am (UTC)Tee-hee!
Thank you, darling! <3
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Date: 2012-01-29 07:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-27 06:40 pm (UTC)And happy Birthday chocolamousse! Hope to read many more of those extremely funny comments of yours.
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Date: 2012-01-27 11:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-28 10:14 am (UTC)until they block me because they're fed up with my 5000-word comments.
Yep, that will never happen. *hugs all those comments*
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Date: 2012-01-28 10:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-27 06:48 pm (UTC)I'm a big fan of John when he takes a moment to think about how insane his flatmate/life is, and I always love the small glimpse into their insane life (a groping sumo?! hahaha). I think we've seen a bit of that secret just-for-John smile in Scandal, and it's perfectly understandable why John stays.
I think that gif has world domination ambitions. Keep an eye on it.
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Date: 2012-01-28 10:15 am (UTC)*flails a little at that*
Thank you, my dear! <3
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Date: 2012-01-27 10:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-28 10:17 am (UTC)Thank you! MWAH!
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Date: 2012-01-28 10:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-28 10:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-29 07:30 pm (UTC);)
Also, thanks for letting me borrow your sumo for this one! :D
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Date: 2012-01-27 10:42 pm (UTC)*nods*
Yes, it's my birthday
and I'm awesomeand I've got awesome friends who write awesome fics for me and I may be the most spoiled woman in the world today. Never blame your muse for not inspiring you with porn stuff ! Don't forget my favourite 221Bs from you are Just Ask, 221Bee and The Science of Love, which are remarkably chaste but sooooo sweet. And I really love this one, because it's all about feelings AND it's funny AND it goes with a terrific fairy!Benedict ; thank you very much, you are adorable ! :-)Pairings : Sherlock/John friendship or slash, whatever you want to see in it
Oh, in this case, I chose, er...
*clears her throat*
I like the way you write John's point of view very much. He and your Sherlock are quite in character, and I can quite see these incidents happen in the series. Well, maybe not the arse-groping by a twenty-eight stone sumo on a dramatically lit dance floor, but, apart from that... :D
The door flies open, my very own lunatic comes rushing in, smiling that smile that he only smiles for me, and I know why I’m still here.
Aww, this is my favourite sentence. So affectionate, so John.
Anarion, this is a great birthday present, thank you again ! And oh, I'm really sorry I answered so late.
*brandishes her fist at Real Life*
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Date: 2012-01-28 10:22 am (UTC)*clears her throat*
I knew you'd have difficulties here. ;)
I am so glad you liked your present! :)
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Date: 2012-01-28 01:05 pm (UTC)Ah, yeah. Sorry about that. *coughs uncomfortably* See, they said it was a fancy dress party and I turned up in just a nappy, and there was this bodacious arse in front of me and I just couldn't help myself ...
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Date: 2012-01-28 03:00 pm (UTC)*pats Ariane's shoulder*
Now. Is there a video or photos or something ?
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Date: 2012-01-28 03:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-28 03:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-27 10:55 pm (UTC)The next to the last line has a Jane Eyre quality to it, sweet, romantic, and 'reader, I married him.'
Thank you!
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Date: 2012-01-28 10:20 am (UTC)*is proud*
Thank you very much! There can never be too much happy, can there? :)
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Date: 2012-01-28 10:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-28 10:21 am (UTC)Reasons may vary from writer to writer and reader to reader. But reasons there are.
<3
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Date: 2012-01-29 12:56 am (UTC)Loved this!
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Date: 2012-01-29 07:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-03 03:54 am (UTC)"I am still waiting for an explanation on that one." John, we are all waiting for an explanation on that one. Maybe you can explain it for verity's birthday next year?
"My very own lunatic." There is probably a word for people who are attracted to lunatics (lunaphilia?). Whatever the word is, John has it. Who can blame him?
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Date: 2012-02-03 03:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-26 08:08 pm (UTC)I will definitely keep that in mind. Might need to collaborate with Atlin, because it is her Sumo... ;)
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Date: 2012-02-15 12:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-02-26 08:07 pm (UTC)I am very happy that it made you laugh! <3