Fic: 221B - Truly, madly, deeply

[anarion]

Title: Truly, madly, deeply
Words: 221
Rating: PG
Pairings : Sherlock/John friendship or slash, whatever you want to see in it
Disclaimer: Not mine.






Truly, madly, deeply


Life with this man is a madhouse. Why am I still here?

He just blew up the kitchen table with his latest experiment, shouted something unintelligible at me and stormed off.

He wakes me up at all times, constantly borrows my things and drags me into all kinds of crazy situations.

Not to mention the stunt he pulled when he fell into the Thames, scaring me half to death because he didn’t resurface for five minutes. Turns out Sherlock knows how to freedive and is able to go up to eight minutes.

Then there are the weirder things, like when he had his arse thoroughly groped by a twenty-eight stone sumo on a dramatically lit dance floor. I am still waiting for an explanation on that one.

Oh, or that time when he decided to modify my phone because he thought I wasn't responding fast enough to texts, so it gave me a small electric shock everytime I took too long to answer.

So why am I still here?

The door flies open, my very own lunatic comes rushing in, smiling that smile that he only smiles for me, and I know why I’m still here.

“Sherlock. The kitchen is a danger zone – again. Lestrade called five times. And do I even want to know why on earth your hair is blue?”


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AN: This one is for chocolamousse because it's her birthday and she is awesome.

Happy birthday, darling!




Of course I wanted to write you something porny, but my muse wasn't willing. Then I heard that Ari and Verity have that covered, so I decided that something to laugh is fine as well.
My muse is a little difficult at the moment, she is throwing ideas at me left, right and centre wherever I go, but when I take time and sit her down to work with me she starts pouting and being uncooperative. *sighs*
She seems to be in her teens right now...



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Comments

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

Oh, go you! Now I'm feeling an urge to watch that movie again... it's been years and I can still quote big chunks of it. Great stuff.

And what a lovely little story from you - that will teach the 'anarion must have done the porn' brigade... anarion can do sweetly affectionate just as well. Bravo, my dear, bravo!!

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love this film. The scene when they sing The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore is so sweet. And the moment Nina realizes that Jamie (well, his ghost) is really here...
*gulps*
It's... Oh my God, it's an Empty House moment !
*is maybe a little bit obsessed* :D

[anarion.livejournal.com]

*is maybe a little bit obsessed*

I would never have guessed... ;)

[anarion.livejournal.com]

that will teach the 'anarion must have done the porn' brigade
Tee-hee!

Thank you, darling! <3

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Also, thanks again for the idea with the modified phone. I'm still loving it! :D

[rox712.livejournal.com]

This is so sweet! That is exactly the question: why the hell does he stay? Beautiful answer.

And happy Birthday chocolamousse! Hope to read many more of those extremely funny comments of yours.

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much, you're lovely ! And you're sure to read many more comments, as long as Anarion (and Verity, and Ariane...) writes her brilliant fics. Or, at least, until they block me because they're fed up with my 5000-word comments. :D

[anarion.livejournal.com]

until they block me because they're fed up with my 5000-word comments.

Yep, that will never happen. *hugs all those comments*

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Thank you, sweetie! :)

[ellie_hell.livejournal.com]

Yay, just what I needed :-) I love your 221Bs, they're like a delicious snack that I can stop to read no matter what I'm doing.

I'm a big fan of John when he takes a moment to think about how insane his flatmate/life is, and I always love the small glimpse into their insane life (a groping sumo?! hahaha). I think we've seen a bit of that secret just-for-John smile in Scandal, and it's perfectly understandable why John stays.

I think that gif has world domination ambitions. Keep an eye on it.

[anarion.livejournal.com]

I love your 221Bs, they're like a delicious snack
*flails a little at that*

Thank you, my dear! <3

[atlinmerrick.livejournal.com]

Oh that ending is utterly perfect. And now we need to know we need to know we need to know! Please?

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Need to know why his hair is blue? Hm, I feel there is a fic in there somewhere. :)

Thank you! MWAH!

[atlinmerrick.livejournal.com]

Yes, why is his hair blue?

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

John's swearing just got out of hand? Short step from 'air' to 'hair' :D

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Let me think about it. I will either tell you here, or write a fic about it.
;)

Also, thanks for letting me borrow your sumo for this one! :D

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

AN: This one is for [info]chocolamousse because it's her birthday and she is awesome.
*nods*
Yes, it's my birthday and I'm awesome and I've got awesome friends who write awesome fics for me and I may be the most spoiled woman in the world today. Never blame your muse for not inspiring you with porn stuff ! Don't forget my favourite 221Bs from you are Just Ask, 221Bee and The Science of Love, which are remarkably chaste but sooooo sweet. And I really love this one, because it's all about feelings AND it's funny AND it goes with a terrific fairy!Benedict ; thank you very much, you are adorable ! :-)

Pairings : Sherlock/John friendship or slash, whatever you want to see in it
Oh, in this case, I chose, er...
*clears her throat*

I like the way you write John's point of view very much. He and your Sherlock are quite in character, and I can quite see these incidents happen in the series. Well, maybe not the arse-groping by a twenty-eight stone sumo on a dramatically lit dance floor, but, apart from that... :D

The door flies open, my very own lunatic comes rushing in, smiling that smile that he only smiles for me, and I know why I’m still here.
Aww, this is my favourite sentence. So affectionate, so John.

Anarion, this is a great birthday present, thank you again ! And oh, I'm really sorry I answered so late.
*brandishes her fist at Real Life*

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Oh, in this case, I chose, er...
*clears her throat*
I knew you'd have difficulties here. ;)

I am so glad you liked your present! :)

[arianedevere.livejournal.com]

maybe not the arse-groping by a twenty-eight stone sumo on a dramatically lit dance floor

Ah, yeah. Sorry about that. *coughs uncomfortably* See, they said it was a fancy dress party and I turned up in just a nappy, and there was this bodacious arse in front of me and I just couldn't help myself ...

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

No no no, you don't have to feel sorry, it's quite understandable, we're only human after all.
*pats Ariane's shoulder*
Now. Is there a video or photos or something ?

[arianedevere.livejournal.com]

Of me in just a nappy?! Trust me - you really don't want to see that ...

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

No, of you groping Sherlock's bodacious arse. But a photo of you in just a nappy could be useful too. For blackmail purposes. If you decided to write only het fics from now on, or something horrible like that. :D

[maggie-conagher.livejournal.com]

I love this fic, I love this gif and I love the friendship that spawned them both. There's so much happy but it's a realistic happy.

The next to the last line has a Jane Eyre quality to it, sweet, romantic, and 'reader, I married him.'

Thank you!

[anarion.livejournal.com]

The next to the last line has a Jane Eyre quality to it, sweet, romantic, and 'reader, I married him.'
*is proud*

Thank you very much! There can never be too much happy, can there? :)

[ledasdaughter.livejournal.com]

awwww. why are you still here? Because of reasons! :D

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Yep. :)

Reasons may vary from writer to writer and reader to reader. But reasons there are.

<3

[tialangela.livejournal.com]

An arse-groping sumo, a phone that gives you eletric shocks, blue hair, exploding kitchen... all perfectly good reasons why John Watson stays. Because it is there, at 221b Baker Street that he'll find them.
Loved this!

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Hee, glad you liked it! Thanks bunches! ;)

[mirith.livejournal.com]

Oh, John. You wouldn't want it any other way. Now see what kind of uses you can come up with for Sherlock's remarkable lung capacity. Eight minutes is a long time.

"I am still waiting for an explanation on that one." John, we are all waiting for an explanation on that one. Maybe you can explain it for verity's birthday next year?

"My very own lunatic." There is probably a word for people who are attracted to lunatics (lunaphilia?). Whatever the word is, John has it. Who can blame him?

[mirith.livejournal.com]

Sorry, for chocolamousse's birthday next year! So many fangirls born in a short time... <3

[anarion.livejournal.com]

John, we are all waiting for an explanation on that one. Maybe you can explain it for verity's birthday next year?
I will definitely keep that in mind. Might need to collaborate with Atlin, because it is her Sumo... ;)

[omletlove.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA I think it's the combination of the fic, that ridiculous picture, and Nathan Fillion's self-satisfied smirk, but I really can't stop laughing.

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Tee-hee, look, I found another one. ;)

I am very happy that it made you laugh! <3