maybe not the arse-groping by a twenty-eight stone sumo on a dramatically lit dance floor
Ah, yeah. Sorry about that. *coughs uncomfortably* See, they said it was a fancy dress party and I turned up in just a nappy, and there was this bodacious arse in front of me and I just couldn't help myself ...
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Date: 2012-01-28 01:05 pm (UTC)Ah, yeah. Sorry about that. *coughs uncomfortably* See, they said it was a fancy dress party and I turned up in just a nappy, and there was this bodacious arse in front of me and I just couldn't help myself ...