Fic: 221B - Shaken, not stirred

[anarion]

Title: Shaken, not stirred
Words: a 221B has 221 words and ends with a b-word
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by atlinmerrick. Day 213.




Previous 221b: Not a housekeeper


Today's prompt: bark

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Shaken, not stirred


All of this would never have happened if Sherlock hadn’t said something about being turned on by James Bond while being slightly incapacitated due to heavy painkillers. He had also repeatedly said John’s name and the word ‘bark’.

John never found out if Sherlock

a) was ordering him to bay
b) was complaining that John snapped at him
c) was talking about trees
d) was talking about boats

Neither of those options had made a lot of sense (well, maybe the snapping part did a little) since no dogs, trees or boats had featured in their last case. So John just ignored everything Sherlock said until his head was clear again.

In fact, he completely forgot about it.

Until ‘Casino Royale’ was on the telly.

Suddenly it all came back and after he had finished giggling he decided that Sherlock, who was in the bedroom reading old case files to occupy his mind, needed a break. Bond was boring anyway.

Ten minutes later John opened the door to their bedroom with enough force to slam it against the wall. Sherlock jerked, sending paper through the air, and stared at John completely gobsmacked. John was wearing a suit and grinning ear to ear.

“Hello. I am a secret agent on a special assignment. Please undress immediately. My name is Bark. John Bark.”





Next 221b: Ghost of the past


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AN:
The prompt was 'bark'.

I love that word, it has so many different meanings. I couldn't decide which I wanted to use for my 221B and for some reason James Bond wanted to be in there too. *shrugs*










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Comments

[ledasdaughter.livejournal.com]

this amuses me.

also: yes

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

It's John in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy! :D

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

BAMF!John! Yum-yum.

“Hello. I am a secret agent on a special assignment. Please undress immediately. My name is Bark. John Bark.”
Wow. That's the kind of film I'd like to see. With Sherlock as the Bond Bark girl. Or Sherlock as Bond and John as the Bond girl. I'm not demanding. Here, have some images for your fic! :D
http://sadynax.livejournal.com/20473.html

Pst! It's "Casino Royale" and "to slam it against the wall". :-)

[anarion.livejournal.com]

With Sherlock as the Bond Bark girl.
Hahaha!

Ooh, thanks for the pics!

[tamzette.livejournal.com]

So I just got back from seeing The Hobbit, and somehow this just merged perfectly with that experience! hehehehe

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

OMG, giggle fest! That was awesome! xxx

[rox712.livejournal.com]

What is it tonight with you and Storm declaring Bond to be boring? I love DC as Bond! And I would love to see Sherlocks face after that entrance ;-D

[anarion.livejournal.com]

I love him as Bond too! That was John speaking, not me. I don't have anything to say in these 221Bs anyway. ;)

[atlinmerrick.livejournal.com]

In the time-honoured tradition of looking a gift-horse in the mouth I shall look right past my gratitude for this fine 221B and request Sherlock being incapacitated by painkillers. I want to know that story.

P.S. I am not looking past my gratitude for this 221B. Look at me, I am sitting here and I am looking grateful. Thank you.

[anarion.livejournal.com]

request Sherlock being incapacitated by painkillers. I want to know that story
Well, you know what to do then, don't you? :D

[atlinmerrick.livejournal.com]

Consider yourself prompted then: Sherlock + painkillers: Go!

[defiantculture.livejournal.com]

Omigosh yes. Love!