Fic: 221B - Shaken, not stirred

[anarion]

Title: Shaken, not stirred
Words: a 221B has 221 words and ends with a b-word
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by atlinmerrick. Day 213.




Previous 221b: Not a housekeeper


Today's prompt: bark

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Shaken, not stirred


All of this would never have happened if Sherlock hadn’t said something about being turned on by James Bond while being slightly incapacitated due to heavy painkillers. He had also repeatedly said John’s name and the word ‘bark’.

John never found out if Sherlock

a) was ordering him to bay
b) was complaining that John snapped at him
c) was talking about trees
d) was talking about boats

Neither of those options had made a lot of sense (well, maybe the snapping part did a little) since no dogs, trees or boats had featured in their last case. So John just ignored everything Sherlock said until his head was clear again.

In fact, he completely forgot about it.

Until ‘Casino Royale’ was on the telly.

Suddenly it all came back and after he had finished giggling he decided that Sherlock, who was in the bedroom reading old case files to occupy his mind, needed a break. Bond was boring anyway.

Ten minutes later John opened the door to their bedroom with enough force to slam it against the wall. Sherlock jerked, sending paper through the air, and stared at John completely gobsmacked. John was wearing a suit and grinning ear to ear.

“Hello. I am a secret agent on a special assignment. Please undress immediately. My name is Bark. John Bark.”





Next 221b: Ghost of the past


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AN:
The prompt was 'bark'.

I love that word, it has so many different meanings. I couldn't decide which I wanted to use for my 221B and for some reason James Bond wanted to be in there too. *shrugs*










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