Fic: 221B - Easy Rider
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Title: Easy Rider
Words: a 221B has 221 words and ends with a b-word
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by
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Previous 221b: Brothers in arms
Today's prompt: motorcycle
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Easy Rider
“Have you seen him?”
“God, yes. He looks so incredibly hot on that thing!”
Suddenly all the female employees (and Anderson) are pressing their noses against the window. Sherlock and John exchange a surprised look before walking over to the window as well.
In the yard a helmeted man in leather trousers dismounts his motorcycle, accompanied by a chorus of high-pitched sighs from the women still pressed to the window.
“It’s Greg,” John says gobsmacked when the man takes off his helmet.
“Obviously.”
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A few hours and several cold case files later the three men meet in the yard and John admires the motorcycle.
“Can I go for a spin?”
“Wait. You know how to ride a bike?”
“Of course I do. Learned it in Afghanistan.”
“You have a licence?”
“Sure.”
Since he even has a second helmet John coaxes Sherlock to go with him. The taller man wraps his arms around him and whispers, “You lied.”
“Yeah. I do know how to do this though.” John grins when he hears Sherlock chuckle.
When they return the bike fifteen minutes later Sherlock has a gleam in his eyes that tells John that he is going to get thoroughly rogered as soon as they are home. Apparently Greg’s colleagues are not the only ones turned on by a man on a bike.
Next 221b: A tongue-in-cheek incident
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AN:
Today's prompt - courtesy of Mr Merrick - was 'motorcycle'.
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Date: 2012-09-03 07:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-09-03 07:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-09-03 10:02 pm (UTC)But now I have to think about his sexual orientation. Thank you. Not.
:P
Passing the brain bleach... ;)
Date: 2012-09-04 10:28 pm (UTC)(sometimes, one finds as much fun in the comments as in the fics, especially with Anarion and Atlin's stories...)
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Date: 2012-09-03 07:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-09-03 07:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-09-03 08:32 pm (UTC)Like Rox712 I wonder if Anderson is slighly gay in your verse... or if he's just very inquisitive! Anyway, I'd be pressed against the window too if Greg was dismounting his motorcycle in leather trousers in my yard. Oh yes.
“It’s Greg,” John says gobsmacked when the man takes off his helmet.
“Obviously.”
I love these two lines, they're so IC. John who expresses his surprise candidly, even if he's stating the obvious, and Sherlock who'd rather die than admit that he's (maybe) gobsmacked too.
And there's a happy ending, with the "sex on the horizon " tag and the comeback of the "inconvenient boner" one! Even if I'm not sure that John will say it's inconvenient! :D
Anyway, I'd have a gleam in my eyes too if I had spent fifteen minutes wrappped around John on a motorcycle. Oh yes. Or if I had spent fifteen minutes with Sherlock wrapped around me on a motorcycle. Oooooh yes.I'm nitpicking, but "license" is an Americanism, the English say, I mean write, "licence". But maybe it's just Greg going all Easy Rider! :D
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Date: 2012-09-03 10:00 pm (UTC)No, just easily impressed. ;)
Actually I haven't thought about his sexual orientation yet.
Damn my spell check. It doesn't have a brit pick version.
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Date: 2012-09-03 08:37 pm (UTC)*swallows convulsively*
*resumes breathing*
Yes. All Gods Yes.
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Date: 2012-09-03 09:24 pm (UTC)I don't know what it is about men on motorcycles - but I don't really care.
Love this one!
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Date: 2012-09-04 12:47 am (UTC)Well, maybe just one.
'In the yard a helmeted man in leather trousers dismounts(*snicker*)
his motorcycle.'(I've seen pictures of a wet Rupert Graves in motorcycle leathers on the internet recently.)
*Thinks* about those pictures and about John astride a motorcycle while Sherlock wraps his arms around him.
Purr's back to that happy, happy place. Thaaaaank you.
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Date: 2012-09-04 06:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-09-04 07:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-09-04 07:53 am (UTC)Ooooh. I just figured out another prompt for you. *Teehee*
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Date: 2012-09-04 10:34 pm (UTC)...
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Oh, am I still on? Riiight, sorry... Brain went off line for a while there... Boys... On bike... Ears...
Happy place, I am there.
:D
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Date: 2012-09-04 08:36 am (UTC)Pictures that make my mind (yes, let's say my mind) go wild:
Lestrade in leather trouswers on a motor bike.
Lestrade dismounting a motor bike. Whilst wearing said leather trousers.
John lying with nerves of steel to Lestrade while Sherlock's watching him.
Sherlock deducing John.
JOHN AND SHERLOCK ON THE FOREMENTIONED MOTOR BIKE. (have an extra hhhnnnfg here).
Sherlock's gleaming eyes. (Due to John and the meanwhile well known motor bike.)
OUTLOOK TO FUTURE ROGERING (that a word?) BECAUSE SHERLOCK IS TURNED ON LIKE HELL.
*bang*