Fic: Blow-by-blow (1a)

[anarion]

Title: Blown off
Words: 207
Rating: NC-17 (to be safe)
Warnings: um, please read the summary.
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Beta: the diet version of verityburns *lol*
Disclaimer: Sadly the characters are not mine and no money is made (that would be sooo cool!).

Summary: This is a follow-up of my 221B 'Q&A'
(Yes, that's the one with the blowjob, you can find it here )






Blown off


"Well John, would it be very indecorous to ask you for a blowjob?"

That was not what he had expected. John nearly dropped his tea cup and felt his mouth fall open.

“Wh... I... What?”

“I said: would it be very inde...”

“Yes, I heard you. Loud and clear. Jesus.”

“Then your question makes no sense and was redundant.” Sherlock raised one eyebrow.

“Let me rephrase it then: Have you lost your mind? Why would you ask something like that and WHY would you ask me?”

“As I told you before, the victim in my last case died while receiving fellatio and I need to recreate the crime scene in all details.”

“And that requires you to get a blowjob?” John closed his eyes in exasperation.

“Yes. I need to measure the...”

“Let me stop you right there. I don’t want to know what you need to measure and I am certainly NOT giving you a blowjob.”

“John. This is for purely scientifically reasons.”

“No. Just… no, Sherlock.”

“Fine. I will tell Lestrade that I could not solve the case because you refused to help me gather essential data.”

And with that Sherlock went nonchalantly back to his experiment on the kitchen table, leaving John completely speechless.



Didn’t like that solution? Luckily for you, there is an alternate ending. Go here.

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AN: This one is for ellie_hell, who dared me to write a follow-up with John refusing. There you go, sweetie, hope you like it. :D

This is only lightly beta'd, so every mistake you find is mine.




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Comments

[jerel.livejournal.com]

Aw, gee. My very own pornographic Choose Your Own Adventure. :)

Seriously, I enjoyed both pieces, because both seemed true to the characters.

[anarion.livejournal.com]

LOL - My very own pornographic Choose Your Own Adventure

I am very happy to hear that both seemed true to the characters.
And glad you liked both. Thank you!