Fic: 221B - Good Vibrations

[anarion]

Title: Good Vibrations
Words: a 221B has 221 words and ends with a b-word
Rating: Pg-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by atlinmerrick. Day 274.




Previous 221b: Against all odds


Today's prompt:

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Good Vibrations


"Go away."

The curled-up version of Sherlock currently residing on the sofa was astonishingly small for a man his size and apparently in an outstandingly bad mood.

John felt a little bit taken aback at that because he had been gone three days (medical conference in Ireland) and usually Sherlock was much more accommodating in times like that. He touched Sherlock's hip and almost bit his tongue in surprise when Sherlock jerked and hissed as if John had poked him with something sharp.

"Are you hurt? Are you sick? What's wrong? Let me see."

He started pulling on Sherlock's arm, managed to turn Sherlock halfway around and then got shoved off rather violently.

"Don't touch me."

John felt his stomach drop and he sat down on the coffee table heavily.

"What did you take?"

"What?"

"Drugs. What did you take."

"Nothing."

"Nothing? You clearly have some kind of hangover."

"Ormgm..."

"Excuse me?"

"Orgasm. If you have to know. I have an orgasm hangover. I experimented with a vibrator for a case. Nobody ever told me that there’s something like too many orgasms."

“You need fluids, rest and a slap on the head. And if you ever do an experiment like that again without letting me watch, I will blow you off for a month.”

“Don’t say that word.”

“What word?”

“Blow...”




Next 221b: The art of disguise


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AN:
The prompt was 'vibrator'.


I finally managed to update my masterpost in case you want to check out the other stuff I've written. It's all Sherlock/John and most of it is either fluff and/or porn. :D






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Comments

[treelight.livejournal.com]

*pfffft* :)))
What an idea! And these pictures you painted in my head! Oh my! :)))

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

Fabulous! I did NOT see that coming *sniggers*

Very, very clever - and I adore John's prescription!

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

I think I begin to know how your brain works. I read Good Vibrations and immediately thought, "Hmm. It's Anarion. There must be a vibrator at play." :D

I have an orgasm hangover.
*looks at you dubiously* You’ve just made that up, haven't you?

I experimented with a vibrator for a case.
Of course it's for a case. Or for science. I wonder why Sherlock never sees to this kind of cases in the show...

You need fluids
Well, no, he doesn't, that's the point. *guffaws in a very mature way*

And of course now you have a sequel to write, about the time when Sherlock did it again, but in John's presence this time. ;-)

P.S. I can't believe you used the "science" tag. :D

[atlinmerrick.livejournal.com]

I don't know how you did it, but you managed to make me believe that too many orgasms could be a bad thing. Poor fetal Sherlock. And poor John for missing it all. And now if you'll excuse me I'm, uh, I'm going to imagine Sherlock there, all alone, doing things. These things. FOR SCIENCE.

[221b-hound.livejournal.com]

BRB. Dying of laughter.

[rox712.livejournal.com]

*snort*

I see what you did there. First you don't show us the experiments and when we think we'll die of frustration you send us to your masterpost full of porn. Very clever.

[veniachan.livejournal.com]

Face it, Sherlock, you absolutely deserved what happened to you! It was cruel, to do this experiment without John! And on top of that, you scared him to hell and now he have to go to bed with the image of you and a vibrator in his head after he spent three days away from home. You really-really are cruel ;)