Fic: 221B - Swearing!Kink

[anarion]

This one is once again inspired by one of the b-words verityburns tends to throw at me. :)



221B - Swearing!Kink

Sometimes when he is bored Sherlock comes up with the craziest things. Like, let’s say, a cock race...

This time it’s something different. He would never admit it, but he loves it when John swears. Really.

So he asks John to come up with the most shocking curse he can think of. Something along the line of ‘What the absolute flying fuck are you doing you idiotic unbalanced fucking crazy person?’ from that time when they had had a little too much caffeine.

John decides that this is boring and comes up with funny curses instead.

Sherlock tries to appear unaffected, but soon he his chuckling softly. John continues and the next one has Sherlock laughing out loud. And then step closer.

‘How do you do that?’ he asks. ‘Sometimes a silly little thing like this makes me happier than you actually telling me that you love me.’

John smiles. ‘I know that words are important to you, but you don’t always need words to show what you feel.’

Now it’s Sherlock’s turn to smile. ‘I know that. I learned from the best, remember?’

And with that he finally closes the distance between them and gently, oh so gently, presses his lips to John’s.

Want to know what John did? He slammed his hands on the table and shouted ‘Bee’s buttocks!’


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AN: Yes, this one is a blatant homage to atlinmerrick (who gave me a swearing!kink) and her stories. Deal with it. ;)

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Comments

[sabrinaphynn.livejournal.com]

There is nothing wrong with lovingly intended homage.
I may have to use that last line as a swear around my kids, along with dragons' droppings... ;-)~

[anarion.livejournal.com]

LOL - 'dragons' droppings' sounds like something from Harry Potter! ;)

[sabrinaphynn.livejournal.com]

Actually it is Madeline L'Engle... Fewmets!

[atlinmerrick.livejournal.com]

*ShriekyLoudFlailyStuffHere*

BEE'S BUTTOCKS!

BLATANT HOMAGE!

TO ME!

Aaand and BEE'S BUTTOCKS!

Anarion, I may have a crush on you now.

And also I am stealing that as my very own curse. Bee's buttocks bee's buttocks bee's buttocks...

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Well, you totally deserve it! :)

And yay for your crush at me! *lol*

[ledasdaughter.livejournal.com]

awww, this is very very sweet. See, Verity, this is how you do short (not that I would mind a longer one...)

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

I feel duly educated! Can I admire without attempting to imitate?

Although I am giggling at your not that I would mind a longer one... - I'm sure we've all had that thought at one time or another ;)

[ledasdaughter.livejournal.com]

VERITY!

LOOOOOOL

not while I drink tea!!!

*wipes face*

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

Will you never learn? *shakes head despairingly*

anarion bought me the T-shirt, I'm just doing my humble best to live up to it :)

[ledasdaughter.livejournal.com]

lol, I did not expect to read the comment. and my brain wasn't fast enough to stop reading before it was too late!

ohh, and the tshirt! you promised a picture ;)

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, I did not just buy the shirt, I developed the concept and made it. :P

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

My apologies! You see, Maria... it's not just a shirt, it's a lifestyle choice :D

And bugger, yes, forgot to take a picture... and it's on the back so I can't do it if I'm wearing it. Hmm. *tries to think of a way to explain the slogan to hubby*

[r34dinglight.livejournal.com]

and when "bee's buttocks" lands in fanon!canon we will know who to credit now, won't we? that would be you and your homage to atlin!

and while you may laugh at the possibility of this happening realise even though this just was just posted have already came across it moments ago in rl, well fandom related rl but still! that's the way it works, isn't it? first fandom!chatter then into fanon!canon then omg! onto urban dictionary! lol!

bee's buttocks = adorable! as is this piece! :)

[anarion.livejournal.com]

LOL - I love that it already made its way into people's RL! :D

Thank you for that lovely comment! :)

[fanbot.livejournal.com]

hee hee

[meredydd.livejournal.com]

I...I may have to use the phrase "bee's buttocks" just because it is too perfect not to become everyday words in my vocab.

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Isn't it wonderful? :D

[meredydd.livejournal.com]

And I DID use it! Twice so far! I'm hoping it catches on...

[ellie_hell.livejournal.com]

That. Was. HILARIOUS!

First, you referenced atlinmerrick's caffeine fic, which is one of the funniest thing I've ever read in my entire life.

Then, you made Sherlock laugh which is one of the most adorable thing in the entire world.

And finally, you came up with "Bee's Buttocks" and it's official, you're the cats pajamas ;-) Please never stop making me laugh out loud in front of my computer screen.

[zevbaldwin.livejournal.com]

That`s funny!