Fic: 221B - Catch-as-catch-can

[anarion]

Title: Catch-as-catch-can
Words: a 221B has 221 words and ends with a b-word
Rating: Pg-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by atlinmerrick. Day 251.




Previous 221b: Relationship guru M. Holmes


Today's prompt: trap

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Catch-as-catch-can


“That was an incredibly stupid idea.”

“Well, I’m sorry for attempting to rescue you. Remind me not to do it again.”

“Please tell me you have a backup plan?”

“Yeah. John is my backup plan.”

“If John ends up getting hurt or caught, I will break out of this cell just to break into yours to kill you.”

“As if you could. Unless you want to talk me to death. You are a beanpole and we do get special training after all.”

“Didn’t do you much good earlier, did it?”

“He had a gun. What was I supposed to do?”

“Come up with a better plan in the first place?”

There was a hushing noise from outside their cells and then John whispered, “If you two don’t stop bickering right now, I’m just going to leave you in there.”

“John. How did you manage to get here without getting caught?”

“I sent someone in as a distraction.”

Sherlock made an amused sound and got up when John opened the door to his cell. Lestrade felt like he was missing something.

“What? Who? There was no one else except… Oh. You mean me.”

When they finally escaped from the underground tunnel, John clapped Lestrade on the shoulder.

“Sorry I had to lie to you. If it’s any consolation, you were excellent bait.”



Next 221b: Failure is the mother of success


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AN:
Today's prompt was 'trap'.

More London. Happy but tired.
Have to get up at 5 tomorrow to get tickets for Macbeth. Cross your fingers, people!




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Comments

[atlinmerrick.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THE BICKERING I LOVE IT SO HARD I MAY HAVE A NOSEBLEED.

'“If John ends up getting hurt or caught, I will break out of this cell just to break into yours to kill you.”'

This makes me sooooo giggly. Also the beanpole thing. All of it. I adore all of it.

[treelight.livejournal.com]

John saved the day - so you well get the tickets. I am sure of it ;)

[221b-hound.livejournal.com]

John is such a fabulous little BAMF.

[tracionn.livejournal.com]

This is so them! And Sherlock shutting up? NOt that likely, huh? :D
(Of course of course John has his ways to achieve that...)

You're going to London again? HAVE FUN!!

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

Oh, poor Lestrade - that was hilarious! I do love your dialogue :D

[purrculier1.livejournal.com]

Just so you know I've started a new folder 'No Good, Very Bad Day'
And it is mostly full of your bantery, 'make me stuff a hand in my mouth so the cat will not stare at me with a WTF(sorry) expression'cause I'm laughing like a sweary, Godd...(sorry) loon.' 221B's (s'true)

“Yeah. John is my backup plan.”
“If John ends up getting hurt or caught, I will break out of this cell just to break into yours to kill you.”
Ha, Yay! for BAMF John as a back-up plan and Whoo-Hoo for Protective Sherlock.and where was Mr. Death Threat Holmes during 'Physician, heal thyself'? no really, i'm not letting that go. nope,nope,nyet.;)

'You are a beanpole...'
Hand over mouth did not help, cat is staring.

“What? Who? There was no one else except… Oh. You mean me.”
Clueless Lestrade gets a clue, hand still not helping and cats and housemate are staring. don't care.
Too funny. Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!

pssst“I sendsent someone in as a distraction.”

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Haha, sorry for freaking out your cat AND your housemate. Not. :D

Thank you, typo ninja!

[purrculier1.livejournal.com]

Thank you, typo ninja!
Hopefully double-checks username in case has suddenly turned into *Chocolamousse*.
Well *panther-poop* still just purrculier1. ;)