Fic: 221B - The morning after (the night before) (1/2)

[anarion]

Title: The morning after (the night before) (1/2)
Words: a 221B has 221 words and ends with a b-word
Rating: Pg-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by atlinmerrick. Day 247.




Previous 221b: Like a three-ring circus


Today's prompt: sober

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The morning after (the night before) (1/2)


“We did not have sex last night.”

John opened one eye and looked at his husband, who sat next to him with a scandalised look on his face.

“Mpfwhat?”

“Sex, John. I’m talking about sex. Sex that didn’t happen in this bed last night.”

“Right...”

The word ended in a yawn. John sighed and sat up, trying to get enough of his brain cells to cooperate to at least master basic speech patterns. Sherlock watched him, his fingers tapping out an impatient rhythm on his left knee.

“Jesus, where is the fire, Sherlock?”

“In my cock.”

“What?”

“You fell asleep while I was undressing after you almost sucked me off through my trousers. I have been hard since then. Forgive me for being a little edgy.”

“Oh. I... I had a little too much to drink. I’m sorry. Although I’d like to add that you really should try to learn how to toss off. If only to avoid situations like this.”

“No need. You’re awake now.”

“You really know how to get someone in the mood.”

“Less talking would be appreciated. I know a far better way you can use your mouth.”

“I need a shower.”

“John!”

“What?”

He took pity and turned around.

“Showering together turns me on, remember?”

In his haste to follow Sherlock almost fell from the bed.





Next 221b: The morning after (the night before) (2/2)


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AN:
The prompt was 'sober'.

Only bad sex happening to our poor boys on two consecutive days. Tune in tomorrow, it might get better. :D







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Comments

[atlinmerrick.livejournal.com]

I love love love more than I should the idea of Sherlock getting almost sucked off through his trousers. Ffffft! That's entirely sexier than it needs to be and...and....*Atlin runs off to steal write*

[auntiesuze.livejournal.com]

I just have this vision of a naked, hard, horny Sherlock, intently staring at his husband all night, just willing him to wake up. Waaaaaaaaake uuuuuuuuup *STARESTARESTARE* XDDD

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

You fell asleep while I was undressing after you almost sucked me off through my trousers.
I think it's an act of revenge after Sherlock has fallen asleep during foreplay two days ago. It's kind of fair. :D

Although I’d like to add that you really should try to learn how to toss off.
OH LOOK ANARION, A PROMPT!

I know a far better way you can use your mouth.
Yes, obviously. Breakfast. (What?)

“Showering together turns me on, remember?”
Yes, I remember. :D

Tune in tomorrow, it might get better.
Might? What do you mean, might? You horrible teaser. Okay, I'll tune in, if I must. *sighs in a stoical way*

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

I have to say, the image of Sherlock smouldering all night at a passed-out John in sexual frustration is entertaining me more than it probably ought to.

;D Spifftacular, as ever, m'friend.