Fic: 221B - Doppelgänger
Feb. 2nd, 2013 06:02 pmTitle: Doppelgänger
Words: a 221B has 221 words and ends with a b-word
Rating: Pg-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by
Previous 221b: Actions speak louder than words
Today's prompt: cousin
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Doppelgänger
They rarely went to family gatherings of the Holmes family, but this one they somehow could not avoid. John took it graciously but was rather bored with the whole thing until he met Sherlock’s cousin Eathelin.
She looked just like him, the eyes, the cheekbones, the dark curly hair, the tall and slender figure. John was stunned.
Mycroft introduced them and then left them to their conversation, which was lively and interesting until Sherlock came along and dragged John away.
“Would you stop lusting after my cousin please?”
“I’m not lusting. I... Sherlock, she looks almost exactly like you, you could be twins. I’m just impressed.”
“You’re not fantasizing about having sex with her?”
“Firstly, you should know by now what I look like when I fantasize about sex and secondly, I happen to like the all-male version of you. Plus she lacks all your charming personality. So no, I am not.”
“You always say I should work on my personality.”
“Would you shut up? I don’t want to have sex with your cousin. I might not want to have sex with you either if you don’t stop.”
Despite this little quarrel the day ended quite nicely. John was sitting close to Sherlock near a fireplace and they were talking to uncle Ernest while the fiery glow was reflected in John’s Brandy.
Next 221b: Mine!
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AN:
The prompt was 'cousin'.
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Date: 2013-02-02 05:11 pm (UTC)"I might not want to have sex with you either if you don’t stop.”
Well we know that that's a lie, but it makes a nice threat just the same.
I've read through this again. It's just delightful.
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Date: 2013-02-02 05:46 pm (UTC)And I want to know what John looks like when he's fantasising about sex!
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Date: 2013-02-02 09:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-02-02 09:45 pm (UTC)Ok, granted, it sounds like some kind of medicinal alcohol or something. ;)
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Date: 2013-02-02 10:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-02-03 10:54 pm (UTC)As an ACD fan and having recently re-watched that episode of the series, I will now hide in my blanket-fort with alcohol. :P
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Date: 2013-02-03 11:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-02-03 11:43 pm (UTC)*Pats* empty space
*Offers bottle*
*Sighs*
"Still love U though"
*Hugs*
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Date: 2013-02-03 07:31 pm (UTC)I love Insecure Sherlock, really I do, still want to hunt down a slap the person or persons....grrr.
Ernest? That's almost normal, did he marry into the family? The fireplace and the fiery glow reflected is a lovely image, so warming.
Caused giggles and warmed the heart. GO YOU!
Details, please, please, please?
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Date: 2013-02-03 08:05 pm (UTC)John fantasize about sex hmm yummy-yummy :>
Details please, as purrculier1 said *puppyeyes*
And I love the world "Doppelgänger" a lot :D
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Date: 2013-02-05 11:26 pm (UTC)Again, spiffy 221B, as usual.
:D