Fic: 221B - Iron out the kinks

[anarion]

Title: Iron out the kinks
Words: a 221B has 221 words and ends with a b-word
Rating: NC-17
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by atlinmerrick. Day 229.




Previous 221b: Too much


Today's prompt: weekend

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Iron out the kinks


“Endytophilia is the desire to keep one's clothes on during sex.”

Sherlock moved the hand that he had shoved into John’s trousers in a way that forced John to close his eyes for a moment.

“Ochlophilia means sexual arousal as a result of being in a crowd.”

John opened his eyes again to look over the crowd of people around them. Luckily they were all focused on the fireworks that illuminated the Saturday night sky and not on the two men having sex right next to them.

„Agoraphilia is the desire to have sex in public places.“

John turned around in the confined space of Sherlock’s coat, grabbed Sherlock’s bum and started rubbing their erections together, ignoring the fact that they were standing right on Trafalgar Square.

“Pygophilia means getting... mmh sexually aroused from seeing or touching the buttocks of aah... another person.”

John pressed his face into the cloth of Sherlock’s coat to muffle his moans and dug his fingers harder into said buttocks. They came in quick succession and almost toppled over in a heap of limbs afterwards.

John lifted his gaze to Sherlock’s with a sigh.

“Do you remember how this all started with you asking if I had a kink? I think we can safely say that I now have all the kinks I didn’t have before.”




Next 221b: Actions speak louder than words


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AN:
The prompt was 'weekend'.

This one is for verityburns because it's her birthday today. She wanted 'Sherlock having kinky thoughts'. There you go, sweetie.
Also, look, found my icon again! :D

For this I had to research kinks. That was fun! Here, have a list: All the kinks!
Also very useful is this.

Formicophilia - Sex play with ants. Dear God. Also, how do you have sex with an ant? ;)








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Comments

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is brilliant! I can't tell you how happy I am that I read your 'Sherlock having thinky thoughts' tag wrong the other week... and that my error gave you 'prompt-like' feels :D

And what a hugely educational tale you have spun - really, I feel much more intelligent than I did only an hour ago.

Between you and Atlin, I think we can safely say that I now have all the kinks I didn’t have before!


Verity, x

PS Your bibliography is also... er... appreciated ;)

[atlinmerrick.livejournal.com]

Between John and Sherlock, I think it's safe to say we all three have kinks we didn't have before! Ain't it grand?

[purrculier1.livejournal.com]

Between the three of you, I have more kinks than I knew
ever existed. Cheers to education and excellent instructors.
Happy Birthday Verity Burns.

[atlinmerrick.livejournal.com]

I simply blame and praise the fandom. The beautiful thing is...I don't think its done. I think more kinks are to come. *cough* So to speak.

[purrculier1.livejournal.com]

I think more kinks are to come. *cough* So to speak.
Clearing another shelf in the *Mind Out-house* 'cause that sounds like a promise. :D

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

Ooh, 'between John and Sherlock'... Now there's a nice place to be :D

[laurtew.livejournal.com]

I think that thought just shorted out my brain and has become my new happy place. :) (Though I'm not sure how that will work when I have to go to my happy place in public. Would that count as 'agoraphilia'?)

[ledasdaughter.livejournal.com]

I love that the very first entry is "Ablutophilia - Baths or showers"
eh.

[atlinmerrick.livejournal.com]

All I can tell you is that when the boys came I gasped audibly. What I was expecting I don't know, but achieving their goals right then right there and in such an educational manner was apparently not it. How delighted I am to have been caught by surprise. This was delicious.

[purrculier1.livejournal.com]

See this is why I read your stuff. It's educational(hot), informative (pygophilia really? There's a name for that?)and makes learning *cough* fun *cough*. Whoo-Hooo!

Formicophilia - Sex play with ants. Dear God. Also, how do you have sex with an ant? ;)
Oh wait, I know this one No idea, sounds like a science experiment.*shifty-eyes*
yeah, edit. I'll go *blush* myself to death in the corner now.
*blush* *thud*

[treelight.livejournal.com]

I once tried to reach Trafalgar Square on New Year's Eve ... but I didn't even get near there due to the unbelievable crowd.
Now to think what people like these boys might have been up to at that moment ... *g*

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

Also, how do you have sex with an ant?
I think the answer is "carefully". Or, for scientific minds, "with a magnifying glass".

As for the fic itself, I think the answer is, "Humph. It was hot. Can I have some more please?"

Also, can you imagine being next to Sherlock and John who have sex and not noticing them? It's an IMPOSSIBILITY. :D

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

Oh, and there's a problem with the "Today's prompt" thing before the fic, it still says "moaning". Mind you, it works all the same. :D

[rox712.livejournal.com]

What are you doing? Giving all these writers even more kinks to write about. They'll kill us all!

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Problem?


:D

[random-nexus.livejournal.com]

Brilliantly done. Hee hee.
I had this hilarious image of someone nearby enjoying the secondary show as much as the fireworks. *giggle/snirk*

Sex with ants? Srsly? WTF? (Ants creep me out, I'm on the cusp of phobic, trufax)

HOWEVER! Yay, your fic! Me likey!

[laurtew.livejournal.com]

I don't often say it, but these 221s of yours just make my week. (This is my...oh, sixth time reading through this set.) I adore the relationship you've given them. It's how I always want them to be and your writing is wonderful. (I can honestly see them like this. You manage to give them a happy, snuggly relationship and still keep them enough in character that I can see it. Brilliant!)(Is it bad that the tags highlighted on the side list as I visit them so much are "orgasm, porn, first time, and masturbation"? Well, take it as a compliment that you write those so well?) Anyway, thank you so much for writing and posting these. When I'm having a bad day, I go back and read them over and it makes me smile.

[anarion.livejournal.com]

This is one of the loveliest comments I ever got! Thank you so much! <3

I just checked my highlighted tags. It's blowjob, Lestrade, first kiss, first time, surprise, hurt/comfort, rough!sex and tell me true. Hu.