Fic: 221B - The great pretender
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anarionTitle: The great pretender
Words: a 221B has 221 words and ends with a b-word
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by
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atlinmerrick. Day 219.Previous 221b: Deep Throat
Today's prompt:
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The great pretender
“John, have you ever faked an orgasm while being with me?”
John, by now used to unusual topics like this over breakfast, lowered the paper.
“Where is that coming from all of a sudden?”
“I read about it.”
“Are you browsing these strange discussion boards again?”
“Irrelevant. Could you?”
“What? Fake an orgasm? Yes. I’ve done it occasionally.”
“Why?”
“Depends. To get it over with when it really wasn’t working, or to spare someone’s feelings. Never with you, though.”
“Would you if I asked you?”
“Why would you ask me? Oh, of course. Research.”
“Yes.”
“So what? You want me to fake it next time we’re in bed?”
“No, not next time. I propose that we both do it twice within the next four weeks and see if the other notices.”
“You will never know.”
“You think you are that good?”
“I know I am that good.”
John went back to his breakfast grinning, while Sherlock dove for his laptop to research fake orgasms.
Sherlock actually never found out on what occasions John only pretended to come. John caught Sherlock’s act the first time, because he went a little overboard with his performance. It was, however, extremely arousing to watch him do it and John was pretty sure that had Sherlock been an actor, that would have won him a BAFTA.
Next 221b: Timing isn't everything (except when it is)
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AN:
The prompt was 'BAFTA'. ;)
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Date: 2013-01-15 05:24 pm (UTC)—okay back. I literally banged my head on the table. I absolutely *love* it when a man makes noises like that, even when they're just pretending. Sherlock's would possibly kill me.
Also the reference to the BAFTA made me go 'aww' because poor Ben. Good lord he wins *nothing.* Poor baby...
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Date: 2013-01-15 05:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-15 05:45 pm (UTC)Soon.
Soon.
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Date: 2013-01-15 06:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-15 06:40 pm (UTC)So pet your lizard brain, it's doing the best it can!
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Date: 2013-02-13 06:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-15 05:40 pm (UTC)—okay back. I literally banged my head on the table.
I love you! :D
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Date: 2013-01-15 05:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-15 08:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-15 05:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-15 05:39 pm (UTC)Love the sherlock having thinky thoughts tag, BTW.
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Date: 2013-01-16 05:25 pm (UTC)Sorry to hear that though.
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Date: 2013-01-15 05:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-16 05:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-15 06:48 pm (UTC)Are.
A.
Genius.
This is fantastic and OMG you definitely win all he awards!!!
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Date: 2013-01-15 08:11 pm (UTC)Hey, please tell me when the next Berlin meet-up is! I will definitely try to come. :)
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Date: 2013-01-15 08:20 pm (UTC)But both my flate mate and me are fan girls, so you are very welocme to come by for a drink or meal and some squees any time! It'll be a mini meet up ;)
Rellay, just pm me and we can arrange it should you like to.
But yes, I'll let you know about the next official meet-up too!
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Date: 2013-01-16 05:19 pm (UTC)Are you at the 'The Magistrate' screening tomorrow by chance?
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Date: 2013-01-16 05:23 pm (UTC)And no, sorry, I'm not there tomorrow. Enjoy the play/screening!!
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Date: 2013-01-15 08:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-15 09:40 pm (UTC):D
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Date: 2013-01-16 05:22 pm (UTC)Although to be honest, I'd definitely watch Sherlock fake an orgasm for purely selfish reasons. *ahem*
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Date: 2013-01-15 10:36 pm (UTC)Is it just me who misread that tag as 'sherlock having kinky thoughts'?
If you get low on prompts, can I suggest that one?!
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Date: 2013-01-16 05:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-16 05:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-16 05:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-16 05:35 pm (UTC)Any particular kink you want him to think about?
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Date: 2013-01-16 05:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-16 08:06 pm (UTC)O.k. I'm game.
You kill me with the dialogue, you really, really do.
*giggles* I can hear their voices. You are disgustingly tallented, yes, yes, you are.
And Confident John is always a gooood thing.
There is absolutely nothing in that paragraph that does not win the all internets and cause rainbow winged kittens to spontaneously appear. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
*Shaking my head* at the wonders of where your mind wanders with these prompts. Fake orgasms conversation from BAFTA. Your brain should be a national treasure. TRUE FACT.
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Date: 2013-01-17 12:39 am (UTC)Obviously.
Sherlock actually never found out on what occasions John only pretended to come.
So it means that on two occasions John had no orgasm? This 221B is so depressing. :D But the idea of Sherlock going a little overboard with his performance is not depressing at all. Oh no.
It was, however, extremely arousing to watch him do it and John was pretty sure that had Sherlock been an actor, that would have won him a BAFTA.
I hope it's not a suggestion to Benedict.
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Date: 2013-01-18 02:49 am (UTC)