Fic: 221B - Deep Throat
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anarionTitle: Deep Throat
Words: a 221B has 221 words and ends with a b-word
Rating: NC-17
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by
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atlinmerrick. Day 218.Previous 221b: Bring me down
Today's prompt: Why did Gret & John get drunk and why wasn’t Sherlock there?
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Deep Throat
“Greg, can I ask you something.”
“Sure.”
“It concerns, um, sex.”
“Oh boy. I’m going to need much more than these few beers to survive this.”
“Well, there’s a whole bottle of whiskey.”
Greg stood up and poured himself a generous drink.
“Ok, gimme.”
“Have you ever been so turned on that you couldn’t come?”
“Oh no. No. No no no, I changed my mind. We’re not having this conversation. I don’t want to think about Sherlock... Really? That good?”
“Oh yes.”
John laughed when he saw Greg’s facial expression, because he was obviously torn between wanting to know and really, really not wanting to think about Sherlock as a sexual being.
“Can you tell me without any, um, details?”
So John told him (without too many details) about the incident a few weeks ago when Sherlock decided to prove to John that he had conquered his gag reflex and John was so turned on by the feeling that he could not come.
Greg could not decide whether he was turned on by the idea of Sherlock deep-throating, jealous of the experience or completely freaked out by the topic. He went for downing another drink.
It probably was beneficial for their friendship that neither could remember this conversation the next morning. Some things better stay at the bottom of the bottle.
Next 221b: The great pretender
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AN:
The prompt was 'Why did Gret & John get drunk and why wasn’t Sherlock there?'
This referes to the 221B Cork high and bottle deep, although I answered the question on the following day in Think not, is my eleventh commandment with 'You answered that you had no inclination to be a non-participating spectator for my six-hour experiment with bronchial mucus and that you sometimes need to talk to someone who has the same IQ as you do.'
But I still wanted to tell you what happened that night and why the two were that wasted.
No 221B tomorrow, there will be a longer piece of Monday Porn! :)
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Date: 2013-01-13 03:50 pm (UTC)Yay!!!
So John told him (without too much details)
I'm pretty sure this should be "without too many details"...
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Date: 2013-01-13 03:53 pm (UTC)Yes, of course. Thank you!
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Date: 2013-01-13 03:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-13 04:01 pm (UTC)Also, ingratitude *again*—god I want soooooo much more of this conversation. As in three thousand words of Greg and John talking about gag reflexes and deep throating and come and...
Sorry. I need a lie down.
*Bless you.*
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Date: 2013-01-13 04:10 pm (UTC)But maybe I can make you happy by telling you that I have a 221B about the actual, um, act?
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Date: 2013-01-13 07:36 pm (UTC)*Reads title* remembers it is ANARION and is instantly suspicious. :(
*Reads Fic.*
Greg never learns to "Just say no" does he?
Nope, he never does. At least he knows to self-medicate first.
Is he at all familiar with phrase "Closing the barn door after the horse escapes?"
So John told him (without too many details)...
Details are very important, give us...um... HIM details, We...Damn...HE can handle it.
Aaaand that looks like a no, no he can not.
This was adorable and strangely hot and funny as hell and John and Lestrade
having that conversation...Bwaa Haaa Haaaa! This was perfect. Thank You!
Are you feeling Okay though? I mean you wrote a sequel,(runs back to check)yes an un-begged for sequel and no tricksy sneaky with the title.
Sorry, not complaining(Oh, HELLA no)cannot say Thank You enough. Aaaaannnnd I will shut-up /not look gift rainbow pony in the mouth/and ask for 'Anarion can be very nice' tag.
*SMOOOCHES* to you.Really you're not feverish are you?
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Date: 2013-01-13 10:45 pm (UTC)Everything ok with you?
Also, thank you, you are very kind. Glad you liked it! :D
And yes, I'm feeling perfectly fine.
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Date: 2013-01-14 12:22 am (UTC)Missed you too so, so much.*Hugs again*
*Snorts* Oh yeah, you are just fine you tricksy and always amazing critter.
someday i need to learn how to do that line through trick, my snark needs some improvement. ;)
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Date: 2013-01-28 06:52 pm (UTC)I'm sorry to hear that you too suffer from depression (although I am lucky and only have it in a very mild way now and then). Yes, draining is a good word. *hugs*
The line through trick is easy, you just have to put
I'm sorry to hear that you too suffer from depression (although I am lucky and only have it in a very mild way now and then). Yes, draining is a good word. *hugs*
The line through trick is easy, you just have to put <strike*> text </strike*>
in. Minus the *. :)
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Date: 2013-01-29 05:48 pm (UTC)annoyingly oftenresponsibly.Oh hell, Amazing critter, you get pestered by the "Kraken" too?
*Hugs you back*
*Snorts at the "lucky"('cause be it for a minute or a month the key-word in that statement is suffer and I has a sad at the thought of you doing that.*
*Hugs you again*
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Date: 2013-01-14 11:59 am (UTC)Now to wait for that promised long fic.
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Date: 2013-01-14 10:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-15 07:37 pm (UTC)Because this is just such a gem in such a tiny nutshell. Beautiful fill of a great prompt.
I am so with the good Decteciive Inspector here- i am not really certain I need or want to know the details, really. Besides, according to the Tumblr meme, my new year's resolution is supposed to be take up drinking...
HIC!
;)
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Date: 2013-01-28 06:53 pm (UTC)Thank you!
Your new year's resolution is to take up drinking? That's, um... interesting. *haha*
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Date: 2013-01-28 07:48 pm (UTC)First set of seeds (marigolds) are already sprouting. :D
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Date: 2013-01-17 12:09 am (UTC)Well I'm not torn at all. I WANT TO KNOW.
“Can you tell me without any, um, details?”
NO, NO! I want lots of details!
Some things better stay at the bottom of the bottle.
Yes, and some people better stay at the bottom of Sh... Sorry. Funny fic! Now, bring the 221B about the actual, um, act in! :D
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Date: 2013-01-18 08:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-01-28 06:54 pm (UTC)