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Fic: 221B - Big brother is watching you
Title: Big brother is watching you
Words: a 221B has 221 words and ends with a b-word
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by
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Previous 221b: Show your hand
Today's prompt: The doorbell rings (or there’s a knock). Your favourite character(s) find a smallish carrier has been left just outside the door. Inside the carrier, wrapped in a soft, fuzzy blanket is…
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Big brother is watching you
A bottle of champagne, chocolate-covered strawberries, a card and… what the hell was that?
John closed the door, the carrier in his hand, and walked back to the living room where Sherlock sprawled on the sofa. He looked at John and raised an eyebrow.
“I have no idea. Someone left it in front of the door. The card says ‘I believe congratulations are in order.’”
“Mycroft.”
“How the hell can he already know? We kissed for the first time last night. In your bedroom. Please tell me he wasn’t spying on us in your bedroom.”
“He wasn’t. Even I knew you were planning something last night. Although I have to admit I didn’t see the kiss coming. What else is in there?”
“A bottle of champagne, chocolate-covered strawberries and whatever that is.”
He held the mysterious thing up.
“Oh. That’s an ancient torture instrument. Thumbscrews.”
“Please tell me he is joking. What am I saying? Mycroft never jokes. Is that his version of the brotherly ‘You break his heart, I break your bones’?”
“Probably. Can we forget about my annoying brother now and go back to kissing? Because I really enjoyed that.”
“Yes, I could tell.”
John grinned and straddled Sherlock on the sofa, effectively pressing their cocks together.
“I prefer chocolate-covered strawberries anyway. Much easier to digest than your brother.”
Next 221b: Phytology
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AN:
We have an unknowing guest-prompter today. :) I saw
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Attention: This is not part of the usual verse! Just a little fun in-between.
Happy New Year everyone, I'll be back on January 2nd. :D
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Mycroft sending a thumbscrew to his brother's new boyfriend... Yes, I can quite believe that. Being a curious person I googled "thumbscrew" and look what I found on Wikipedia: "The thumbscrew was also applied to crush prisoners' big toes."
*watches Anarion faint*
And maybe even other body parts...
*faints herself*
Have nice New Year's Eve celebrations, see you next year!
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Very nicely done.
Wheeze, wheeze... I am getting lightheaded from lack of oxygen and coffee.
Laters!
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And I could swear that at the end John was going to say chocolate-covered cock, not strawberries.
*innocent whistling*
No, but seriously, I did.
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This is adorable - I LOVE "Can we forget about my annoying brother now and go back to kissing? Because I really enjoyed that.”
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Mycroft does have taste, no arguments there.