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Another one. Totall crack this time. And -of course- [livejournal.com profile] verityburns fault! :P

Title: The coat
Words: 221
Rating: safe for all
Warnings: none
Pairings : none, maybe the coat and it's twirling?
Beta: me and spell check

Disclaimer: Sadly the characters are not mine ( I wish!) and no money is made (that would be sooo cool!).

Summary: Everybody loves THE COAT!



221B - The coat


‘I am taking my coat.’

‘No, you’re not.’

‘I so am.’

‘It’s summer out there, you’re going to get a heat stroke.’

‘I am not going without my coat!’

‘It’s too warm to wear a coat. Leave it.’

‘Just because you’re a few years older does not mean that you get to tell me what to do. Plus I look really amazing in it!’

‘Seriously? This is your argument? Wear the purple shirt, everyone drooled over that as well and you might actually survive running around London during the current heat wave.’

‘I can’t twirl without my coat.’ Now he is pacing the floor.

‘You don’t need to twirl.’

‘Yes, I do. It’s one of my trademarks.’

‘We will get you a new trademark for the summer.’

‘But... just remember all the times I wore the coat! That night at Angelo’s with the car chase, at the crime scene with the pink lady, – oh, when you saw me on the roofs over London? I looked dashing - the night at the museum, ah, and when we found Ian Monkford’s car?’

‘Yes, yes, you looked great. Listen, we really don’t have time for this, we are already late. Mark is going to kill us.’

‘I’m not going without my coat.’

‘Oh, for God’s sake, take the fucking coat. Just come on, Benedict!

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AN: I am not a fan of Real Person Fiction, to be honest it freaks me out. But Verity mentioned that I never wrote a 221B that ended with Benedict and apparently everything she says prompts me to write something. ;)
And I thought this one is innocent enough to go with.





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Date: 2011-07-17 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vince-moon.livejournal.com
Cute story.

Date: 2011-07-17 02:48 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-07-17 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verityburns.livejournal.com
This is so not fair! I mean, it's a funny story, but to accuse me again is just bullshit!

The idea that I constantly pepper you with suggestive B words is absolute bollocks!

And there's no point giving me the blame.

Because I think everyone knows who to believe.

So stick that in your blog!

Date: 2011-07-17 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verityburns.livejournal.com
He looks bemused and bewildered :P

Date: 2011-07-17 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anarion.livejournal.com
The things he does with his mouth! ahem, that sounded a lot less smutty in my mind

Date: 2011-07-17 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verityburns.livejournal.com
Sure it did :P

Date: 2011-07-17 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrs-tilford.livejournal.com
Really? To me, it looks like his dentures have come loose. :-)

Date: 2011-07-17 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verityburns.livejournal.com
A broken bicuspid? My Bs are beginning to backslide...

Date: 2011-07-17 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anarion.livejournal.com
Careful with the B-words around me! :P

Date: 2011-07-17 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anarion.livejournal.com
and also:

Date: 2011-07-18 07:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atlinmerrick.livejournal.com
Verity, this refutation was just beautiful.

I think you showed Anarion, baby.

Some writers, boy oh boy.

Date: 2011-07-18 08:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verityburns.livejournal.com
Atlin, my dear, you are the bee's buttocks
(and I mean buttocks in a nice way, obviously)
Thank you kindly for the boost.
I don't think it's fair to call me a bully,
I'm just trying to drum into her brain -
That she's supposed to be bloody well BLINKING...
Edited Date: 2011-07-18 08:00 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-07-18 09:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anarion.livejournal.com
Oh, so many nice words with 'B'! *gets in 221B gear*
I already did 'brain', still need to post that though. But bee's buttocks? That's a good one! And I can't believe I never thought of one with 'blink' in the end. *data overflow*



Ok, maybe I should have phrased it differently? Something along the lines of 'And the inspiration to this 221B was -as always- my wonderful muse Verity, who is a never ending source of beautiful prompts!' <3


PS: You are a bully! Sending me an email wit the subject 'Do not read until you finished 'Blink'??? I am dying of curiosity here!

Date: 2011-07-18 09:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verityburns.livejournal.com
Don't you bloody dare, either! I mean it... I will KNOW and there'll be no ice-cream at the theatre for you :P

Date: 2011-07-18 09:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anarion.livejournal.com
There is ice-cream at the theatre? Danger, DANGER!

I will be so busy drooling over DT, I think ice-cream might complicate the situation! ;)

Date: 2011-07-18 09:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verityburns.livejournal.com
In my experience, complicated situations are often improved by the addition of ice-cream ;)

Date: 2011-07-18 09:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anarion.livejournal.com
It might help cool me down. As far as that is possible with DT in front of me...

Date: 2011-07-18 09:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anarion.livejournal.com
LOL!

I don't know why, but I think there are at least three 221Bs in here somehow. :P

I fear my brain is about to melt with all the possibilities!

Date: 2011-07-17 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jerel.livejournal.com
twirly sherly icon approves of this fic! :)

Date: 2011-07-17 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anarion.livejournal.com
Twirly John icon approves of this comment! :D

Date: 2011-07-17 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellie_hell.livejournal.com
I was not expecting that! And I love when things happen and I don't expect them :-) My reaction to the last word was pretty much to stare at the screen in a state of bewilderment followed by prolonged laughter. Yay for coat and yay for Martin being aware that people drool over the purple shirt. I wonder what the summer trademark could be...

No matter what I will hear, from now on I am convinced that Benedict enjoys wearing his coat because it makes him feel twirly.

Date: 2011-07-17 09:28 pm (UTC)
ext_22549: Ice boy (Default)
From: [identity profile] sethra2000.livejournal.com
OMG, now there needs to be an "I FEEL TWIRLY" Icon.

Date: 2011-07-17 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellie_hell.livejournal.com
I shall wait here until this happens.

Date: 2011-07-18 09:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anarion.livejournal.com
*sits beside Ellie and waits*
Cookie?

Date: 2011-07-18 10:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anarion.livejournal.com
Hu, didn't I already comment on that? Where did the comment go?

Ok, lets try again:

*sits beside Ellie and waits*
Cookie?

Date: 2011-07-18 09:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anarion.livejournal.com
Oh yes, there does!

Sadly I am absolutely crap when it comes to creating icons. :(

But now there are all three twirly chibi icons in this post together. This makes me very happy!

Date: 2011-07-18 07:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] atlinmerrick.livejournal.com
Dear sweet baby Jesus I actually smacked my hand over my mouth when I got to the B word. Oh Anarion, I kees you, I freakin' kees you.

Date: 2011-07-18 10:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anarion.livejournal.com
Hehe, mission accomplished!

Now I need to finish 'Blink' before Verity comes over and kicks my butt. ;)

Date: 2011-07-26 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-tire-swing.livejournal.com
Aww! This is adorable!

Date: 2011-07-29 09:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anarion.livejournal.com
Hehe, thank you! :)

Date: 2011-11-04 02:55 pm (UTC)
ext_699628: (Default)
From: [identity profile] zevbaldwin.livejournal.com
That`s funny! Interestingly, with whom he argued. Mark? Stephen? Jo..sorry! Martin?

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