Fic: 221B - In the water we go
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anarionTitle: In the water we go
Words: a 221B has 221 words and ends with a b-word
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by
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atlinmerrick.Previous 221b: A poem written on skin
Today's prompt: V&A courtyard fountain
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In the water we go
This is the story of John and Sherlock getting banned from yet another museum. And this time it doesn’t even involve indecent exposure.
It all happens on an unusually warm day in October.
2:15 pm
A group of school kids exits the museum into the courtyard and they sit down next to the fountain to eat their lunch.
2:19 pm
Three women leave the cafeteria with coffee cups and a piece of fancy cake each. They sit down on the opposite of the fountain, take off their shoes and dip their feet into the water. Only the water hears the words ‘porn’ and ‘writing’.
2:37 pm
The kids start to get up and their chatter almost drowns out the roaring laughter from the three women.
3:01 pm
Three men suddenly rush out of the museum, there is some shouting and a diffuse commotion and the first almost gets away, but the second one, smaller and blond, dives right at him and they both go down in the water.
3:04 pm
A tall, dark-haired man suddenly gets a rather inconvenient erection.
3:26 pm
DI Lestrade arrives. He politely ignores Sherlock’s still slightly obvious flush, shakes his head at the dripping wet John and takes the culprit into custody. He is pretty sure that when he passes the three women, they’re discussing bondage.
Next 221b: Inception
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AN:
The prompt was 'V&A courtyard fountain'. The V&A and its fountain is one of my favourite places in London! :)
Another couple of very hectic days ahead of me. I try to post every day nevertheless, but I can't promise anything. Sorry.
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Date: 2012-11-05 06:12 pm (UTC)INCONVENIENT ERECTION! It has such a ring to it...
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Date: 2012-11-05 08:06 pm (UTC)Brilliantly done darling!!
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Date: 2012-11-05 08:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-11-05 09:08 pm (UTC)Love this one - and I completely and utterly echo Atlin on the 'series' suggestion. 'Inconvenient Erections' and 'Anarion' working together... it's practically perfect in every way :D
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Date: 2012-11-05 09:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-11-05 11:03 pm (UTC)*pats Anarion*
Don't worry, I'm going to read it all the same.
Only the water hears the words ‘porn’ and ‘writing’.
Hmmm. *says nothing but looks at some of Anarion's friends with a meaningful look*
3:04 pm
A tall, dark-haired man suddenly gets a rather inconvenient erection.
Ah. I'm sorry but this bit is ridiculous and quite unrealistic. Who would look at their watch when they can look at... I mean, at more interesting, er, things? Come on, Anarion.
they’re discussing bondage.
LOOK! A PROMPT!!!
It looks like 24. A porny 24. A better 24, then. It's funny, Sherlock has an erection... Who could ask for more? :D
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Date: 2012-11-17 09:03 pm (UTC)Poot. Reads anyway.
*Laughs like a lunatic hyeana in laughing gas factory*
Reads again
*Laughs longer and louder and scares the cat*
Reads a third time
*Reduced to breathless giggles ('cause can only laugh that long and hard before something has to give.)
Reads tags
Those women did sound familiar.
Sends smooches and bone-crushing hug to constant surprise Anarion (mistress of hysterical fic)and goes back to *giggling on the floor*
Your AN: so many hectic days lately, hope life's okay and you are taking care of yourself. *sends* another hug. :)