Fic: 221B - Test run

[anarion]

Title: Test run
Words: a 221B has 221 words and ends with a b-word
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by atlinmerrick.






Previous 221b: Anderson, in the chimney, without his brain


Today's prompt: insert

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Test run


“This is ridiculous. How is that supposed to work?”

John frowned at the manual and then at the various parts that lay on the ground all around him. Lestrade looked equally frustrated.

“I don’t even understand where this part is supposed to go.” He dropped it again. “Where is Sherlock? I’m sure he could’ve helped.”

“He said constructing a trampoline is below him.” Both men chuckled.

“Listen, mate, go home. It’s getting dark anyway. Let’s try this again another time.”

Fifty minutes later John entered his home and went straight for the shower. Sherlock peeked into the room a minute later and decided to join John in the shower.

“I take it the construction did not go well?”

“You think?”

“Badly written manual?” Sherlock leaned in for a kiss.

“Terrible. I’m usually quite good at things like that.” John pulled Sherlock close and ran both hands down to his bum.

“Like what?” Sherlock sounded a little breathless.

“Inserting things.” John pushed his finger between warm cheeks and gently pressed deeper. Sherlock’s witty answer was lost in a moan.

John moved his finger and Sherlock rolled his hips in response, grinding their cocks together. Their intermingled moans filled the room.

“Why don’t we –oh... go to bed and you can show me all about –aah, yes... inserting A into B?”





Next 221b: Intermezzo


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AN:
Today's prompt was 'insert'. Where was I supposed to go with that? ;)

Yeah, I cheated, it's not actually a b-word... *not even sorry*







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Comments

[atlinmerrick.livejournal.com]

It is so a B word! It's the ultimate B word because it's a...........B!!!!!!

Now excuse me while I visualize the, um, inserting and stuff.

[rox712.livejournal.com]

Is this a bad moment to tell that I have constructed two trampolins in the last years? And it's really not that difficult, guys!

Hm, yeah, useless information just to keep me from thinking about the shower scene. The kids are in the room and it could be embarrassing.

[anarion.livejournal.com]

It actually is. I constructed one with my dad for my nephew and my niece recently and holy hell! We had to do every step twice because the manual was extremly bad. It was quite funny though.

[rox712.livejournal.com]

Hehehe, maybe having build IKEA things my whole life long has been a good training?

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

John frowned at the manual and then at the various parts that lay on the ground all around him.
The problem with this fandom is that every time you read "various parts" you think "body parts". Or is it just me?

Sherlock peeked into the room a minute later and decided to join John in the shower.
Imagine my surprise. Not that I'm complaining or anything...

“Why don’t we –oh... go to bed and you can show me all about –aah, yes... inserting A into B?”
You've invented Ikea!porn. Well done you! :D

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Your comment on the list about the 221B with Lestrade exciting the stall led to me re-reading some of my 221Bs and the comments.

IKEA!PORN!!! *dies laughing*

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

Anarion, you took 3 years and two months to answer my comment. I think it's a record. Go you! :D

[purrculier1.livejournal.com]

Why are they building a trampoline?
And what the cactus spines in the fundament is wrong with me that that is what I want to know after reading this?

“Why don’t we –oh... go to bed and you can show me all about –aah, yes... inserting A into B?”

Want to read the instruction manual, where is the instruction manual?
(Stares very meaningfully across the interwebs at a certain someone.)
mmmm very, very detailed instuction manual, with parts listed, and and exactly what goes where, and maybe illustrations....er,i'm going to go lie down now. ;D

[tracionn.livejournal.com]

BWAAHHAAA! This is so sweet and funny!
And don't worry about the possible cheating, there's a b at the end, right? And with such a hilarious 221b, I think the minds of most reader's will be geelfuly clouded by the shower scene and pure thought of any insertion :)

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

Oh, this one makes me happy!

I want to bounce on their trampoline :)