Fic: 221B - Lie and get laid
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Title: Lie and get laid
Words: a 221B has 221 words and ends with a b-word
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by
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Previous 221b: 2
Today's prompt: lie to me
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Lie and get laid
Sherlock likes lying and pretending to be someone or something else than he actually is. And he is a very good liar, because he knows all the little tells and how to avoid them. The only person he cannot lie to is John (not that he hasn’t tried. On several occasions. Shamelessly.)
John doesn’t like lying. He can be an exceptionally good liar though, when needed. And he is probably the only person who can lie to Sherlock (and he did. Twice).
The reason why John is a good liar is that he only lies when it’s necessary or for a greater good and he doesn’t do any harm with it. Or when he wants to ride Greg’s bike and the only thing preventing it is the fact that he doesn’t have a licence.
Sherlock loves when John lies, it turns him on (except when John lies to him, of course). He gets a tingling sensation when John lies to strangers, half-hard when he lies to Lestrade and rock hard when he pulls rank.
And that one time John lied to Mycroft?
Sherlock was so turned on, he took John twice. The first time right after they got home, in the living room with their knees on the floor, and the second time, more slowly but equally passionate, in their bed.
Next 221b: The shape of things to come
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AN:
Today's prompt was 'lie to me' in reference to Easy Rider, where Sherlock gets turned on by John lying (and riding a bike).
Yesterday's prompt was 'skull' by the way. :D
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Date: 2012-10-13 04:09 pm (UTC)Excellent reaction from Sherlock - and the Mycroft thing is genius!
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Date: 2012-10-13 04:46 pm (UTC)Will you tell us about these two times? Unless you told us already? There was a case of, er, economy of truth in Good Intentions. And? *wants to know everything*
he only lies when it’s necessary or for a greater good and he doesn’t do any harm with it. Or when he wants to ride Greg’s bike
What do you mean, "Or when he wants to ride Greg’s bike"? It leads to sex, therefore it is necessary or for a greater good too!
rock hard when he pulls rank
I'll think of that next time I'll watch this scene in The Hounds of Baskerville. Thank you very much, really.
I love the new "convenient boner" tag. I first read it "inconveneint boner" as usual and thought that au contraire it was not unconvenient at all. :D And your title is brilliant and very suited to the circumstances! Also, I'm ecstatic like you because Moday and the Monday after I'm going to see Frankenstein, there's a screening in France AT LAST! Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :D
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Date: 2012-10-13 06:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-13 06:36 pm (UTC)*is in fact over-excited about it* :D
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Date: 2012-10-13 07:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-13 07:30 pm (UTC)Good thing John has so many ways to get Sherlock excited though. I hate to think what would happen to his integrity otherwise.
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Date: 2012-10-13 08:50 pm (UTC)I'm so sorry, I assume all the other followers all leave winderfully coherent and detailed feedback and I just stammer and squee and tell you again and again how my heart wants to burst and someday surely will.
I love this for it's once more so incredibly well them!
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