Fic: 221B - Nobody is perfect

[anarion]

Title: Nobody is perfect
Words: a 221B has 221 words and ends with a b-word
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by atlinmerrick.






Previous 221b: What we see


Today's prompt: human

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Nobody is perfect


If you listen to me, you probably think these two have sex constantly and everywhere. That’s because I choose to only tell you about the interesting stuff.

But they too are only human after all, so of course there are days when one of them isn’t in the mood, when they are interrupted or things don’t work out.

Mrs Hudson has seen her fair share of naked backs (and fronts) when she entered the flat unannounced. And don’t ask Lestrade about that afternoon when he walked in on them in the Gents. No, trust me. Don’t. And don’t ask John either.

As for things going wrong in the middle of it... The worst one was Sherlock sucking John off in the shower and John slipping and ending up with a contused elbow.

Another time Sherlock was so focused on the case that he lost his concentration and as a result his erection in the middle of an otherwise rather fabulous hand job.

A few years back they had a case that made Sherlock stop in the middle of it - twice - because an important piece fell into place. The second time he actually jumped out of bed to call Lestrade.

But although things sometimes go wrong, most of the time these two together are pretty perfect in bed.


Next 221b: When a good man goes to war


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AN:
Today's prompt - courtesy of Mr Merrick - was 'human'.









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Comments

[atlinmerrick.livejournal.com]

Love love love what you made of this one. Flawless is boring. Human...in all it's messy, sometimes non-erect glory...is ever, ever so much more interesting!

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Thank you. And thanks to Mr Merrick for the fabulous prompt! :)

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

That’s because I choose to only tell you about the interesting stuff.
Yes, I often regretted this tendency to write mostly porn but what can you do. *sighs*

Mrs Hudson has seen her fair share of naked backs (and fronts) when she entered the flat unannounced.
Oh, poor Mrs Hudson, what a trauma. Has she got photos or something?

And don’t ask Lestrade about that afternoon when he walked in on them in the Gents.
For once he wasn't the one exciting the stall. :D (Yes, I still remember this 221B. Sue me.)

The second time he actually jumped out of bed to call Lestrade.
I know your Sherlock and John are completely monogamous, so I'll assume he calls Lestrade about the case and not to invite him to join them in bed.

But although things sometimes go wrong, most of the time these two together are pretty perfect in bed.
Yep. My head-canon precisely. :-)

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Yes, I often regretted this tendency to write mostly porn but what can you do. *sighs*
*falls off chair laughing*
*gets up again*
*hugs choco*

[tracionn.livejournal.com]

Ah, that's awesome! It's like a behind-the-scenes look and I loved sharing Mrs Hudson's and Lestrade's experiences with that. And good to know Sherlock and John will stick together, even with all the human normality in between the crazy genious mindblowing paths of their life.

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Nothing and nobody is perfect. I hate that you often read fanfics where it is. That's even more unrealistic than fanfic per se. ;)

Also, your icon! *melts*

[tracionn.livejournal.com]

Nothing and nobody is perfect.
Indeed!

So happy you like the icon :)))))

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

Very true, this one - I like it!

[rox712.livejournal.com]

Oh, thanks for setting this straight. I was always wondering...

[anarion.livejournal.com]

You were wondering if they actually have sex constantly and everywhere? Yeah, that's a common misconception. ;)

[rox712.livejournal.com]

Well... yes. They seem to be always horny for each other, always willing and there seems to be always a cupboard around... and lube.