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Title: Alive and kicking
Words: a 221B has 221 words and ends with a b-word
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by [livejournal.com profile] atlinmerrick.






Previous 221b: The art of seduction


Today's prompt: pregnant

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Alive and kicking



“I can’t believe you forced me into this.”

“I did nothing of the sort.”

“You made me take you with me by refusing to give me the keys.”

“I work here, Greg. I’m not letting you two ransack this place without supervision. I can’t help it that he sent John away with another errand.”

Sherlock looked up from his microscope and glanced over at the couple.

“Don’t you dare distract me with your pregnancy.”

“What?”

“You are distracting. You are huge and huffing and...”

“Sherlock, for God’s sake. She is not huge.”

“She is. She is eight months pregnant after all. I was not trying to insult her, I was just stating a fact.”

“Ok. I’m just going to sit over here and – oh.”

“What?” Greg almost dropped the chair he was arranging for his girlfriend.

“Don’t sound so panicked. The baby just kicked. She is a lively one.”

Greg put the chair down and gently pressed his hand against Molly’s belly (which was huge, to be honest, her mother kept hinting that they were getting twins). A moment later he started grinning like an idiot because his daughter just kicked him.

He leaned over to kiss her when Sherlock made a small aha-sound and grabbed his phone. Molly sighed.

“Are we done now? I’m hungry. I think I’m craving broccoli.”


Next 221b: What we see


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AN:
Today's prompt was 'pregnant'.

Crack. Don't ask. :D

Also: day 100!!! I want to thank all of you who are taking the time to leave me a comment, but especially those of you who leave one EVERY FUCKING DAY! <3
I'm sorry that I don't manage to answer all of them, but I cherish every single one. THANK YOU!







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Date: 2012-08-08 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auntiesuze.livejournal.com
I can't believe you've been doing this for 100 days! WOW. Go you!

“Don’t you dare distract me with your pregnancy.” *snortgiggle* Yep, she's all pregnant just to distract you, buddy. XDDDD

Pssst. "She is eight monthS pregnant after all."

Date: 2012-08-08 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anarion.livejournal.com
It's amazing and a littly frightening that it's already 100 days!

*headdesk* Thank you!

Date: 2012-08-08 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bradspyjamas.livejournal.com
Well broccoli is better than beetroot :) And I do love how Sherlock is just so sympathetic to Molly's - well I was going to say plight but given that she's carrying Greg's baby that really isn't the right word! - anyway you know what I mean.

Date: 2012-08-09 07:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anarion.livejournal.com
I love beetroot. Even without being pregnant. ;)

And I do love how Sherlock is just so sympathetic
Yes, isn't he a charmer? *lol*

Date: 2012-08-08 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chocolamousse.livejournal.com
*reads the prompt*
Oh no, don't tell me you wrote a mpreg fic!

“I can’t believe you forced me into this.”
Oh my God she did. Sherlock forced John to get pregnant!
*is horrified*
*reads the rest and feels better*

You are huge and huffing and...
Sherlock, the epitome of the gallant man.

“What?” Greg almost dropped the chair he was arranging for his girlfriend.
Greg, the epitome of the considerate man.

A moment later he started grinning like an idiot because his daughter just kicked him.
I can imagine Sherlock's exasperated sigh and his "Oh for God's sake!" before this grin. :D

I think I’m craving broccoli.
Craving for broccoli? Pregnant women have so strange cravings. :D

Day 100? Wow, congratulations! Just 265 221Bs left now. :D

Date: 2012-08-09 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anarion.livejournal.com
Oh no, don't tell me you wrote a mpreg fic!
That would imply that I have any notion how that strange omega verse thing is meant to work. I don't.

What I mean is: You're safe from mpreg here. :D

Date: 2012-08-08 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rox712.livejournal.com
Wait, what? There are people who comment every day? Completely crazy if you ask me.

Congratulations on 100! And don't you dare joke about pregnant women! Who knows what you could trigger! :-D

Date: 2012-08-09 07:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anarion.livejournal.com
All these people don't have a real life I presume. I mean who has the time to go to their LJ daily and read stuff and write something and... Oh. Wait.

At the moment I have the feeling that certain parts of this fandom have completely lost their minds and it's best not to say ANYTHING for fear of triggering... *rolls eyes*

I also just imagined myself getting haunted by a bunch of affronted (and huffing) pregnant ladies! *lol*

Date: 2012-08-09 09:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rox712.livejournal.com
With torches and pitchforks!

*joins you in massive eye rolling*

Date: 2012-08-08 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verityburns.livejournal.com
*fights the urge to do the 'not-pregnant' dance of joy*

Broccoli, though... I think I'd have to get knocked up by a vegan before I found broccoli even remotely appealing.

Great characterisations all round. You Sherlock is so hilariously Sherlockian. I love him :D

Date: 2012-08-09 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tamzette.livejournal.com
OMG! Broccoli is awesome! My hunby's favourite vegetable ;-)

And maybe not everyone wants pregnancy vibes, but I'd love some... Broccoli cravings and all!

Date: 2012-08-09 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verityburns.livejournal.com
I think it's because it looks like miniature trees - it's like I'm consuming a rainforest, it feels wrong. Good luck with your vibes!

Date: 2012-08-09 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anarion.livejournal.com
I think I'd have to get knocked up by a vegan before I found broccoli even remotely appealing.
Sherlock would like me to tell you that liking a certain vegetable is not transferable via intercourse.

Date: 2012-08-09 07:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verityburns.livejournal.com
I would like you to ask Sherlock whether he would be interested in testing that hypothesis? I'm sure there must be a vegetable he likes which I (currently) don't.
For science!

Date: 2012-08-08 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kestrel337.livejournal.com
Greg is such a sweet Daddy to be. Huge and Huffing is an apt description of someone at 8 months. I've done it three times. In the summer (October, October, July). It's also darn near suicidal to actually come out and SAY so in her hearing...Sherlock is an idiot. I can just hear the "oh, crap, someone is going to die" in Greg's voice as he tells Sherlock that 'she is not huge'.

I craved some weird things (cheese popcorn, grapefruit juice) but never broccoli.

Date: 2012-08-09 07:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anarion.livejournal.com
It's also darn near suicidal to actually come out and SAY so in her hearing.
Haha, that's Sherlock for you! ;)

I've never heard of someone craving broccoli but my sister craved for carrots, so I thought I could get away with it. ;)

Date: 2012-08-08 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treelight.livejournal.com
YAY, 100 lovely and rich little stories. And over 200 more to come. Isn't that great? YOU are the greatest!

And it's Greg and Molly again! How adorable they are.
For a moment I was thinking Sherlock has deduced her pregnancy before she even knew or at least before she told Greg.
By the way, will we learn how it all started between them?

Date: 2012-08-12 12:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anarion.livejournal.com
Aaw, thank you so much! :)

By the way, will we learn how it all started between them?
That's a nice idea! Let me see if I can work with it. :)

Date: 2012-08-09 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tamzette.livejournal.com
In addition to my broccoli comment below I figured I'd better leave a proper one ;-)

This was awesome :-)

I'm loving Molly and Greg as a couple... They go together so perfectly and complement Sherlock and John so well too!

Date: 2012-08-12 12:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anarion.livejournal.com
I really liked the broccoli comment! :D

Thank you!

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