Fic: 221B - Alive and kicking
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Title: Alive and kicking
Words: a 221B has 221 words and ends with a b-word
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by
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Previous 221b: The art of seduction
Today's prompt: pregnant
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Alive and kicking
“I can’t believe you forced me into this.”
“I did nothing of the sort.”
“You made me take you with me by refusing to give me the keys.”
“I work here, Greg. I’m not letting you two ransack this place without supervision. I can’t help it that he sent John away with another errand.”
Sherlock looked up from his microscope and glanced over at the couple.
“Don’t you dare distract me with your pregnancy.”
“What?”
“You are distracting. You are huge and huffing and...”
“Sherlock, for God’s sake. She is not huge.”
“She is. She is eight months pregnant after all. I was not trying to insult her, I was just stating a fact.”
“Ok. I’m just going to sit over here and – oh.”
“What?” Greg almost dropped the chair he was arranging for his girlfriend.
“Don’t sound so panicked. The baby just kicked. She is a lively one.”
Greg put the chair down and gently pressed his hand against Molly’s belly (which was huge, to be honest, her mother kept hinting that they were getting twins). A moment later he started grinning like an idiot because his daughter just kicked him.
He leaned over to kiss her when Sherlock made a small aha-sound and grabbed his phone. Molly sighed.
“Are we done now? I’m hungry. I think I’m craving broccoli.”
Next 221b: What we see
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AN:
Today's prompt was 'pregnant'.
Crack. Don't ask. :D
Also: day 100!!! I want to thank all of you who are taking the time to leave me a comment, but especially those of you who leave one EVERY FUCKING DAY! <3
I'm sorry that I don't manage to answer all of them, but I cherish every single one. THANK YOU!
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Date: 2012-08-08 05:47 pm (UTC)“Don’t you dare distract me with your pregnancy.” *snortgiggle* Yep, she's all pregnant just to distract you, buddy. XDDDD
Pssst. "She is eight monthS pregnant after all."
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Date: 2012-08-08 05:51 pm (UTC)*headdesk* Thank you!
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Date: 2012-08-08 05:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-08-09 07:01 am (UTC)And I do love how Sherlock is just so sympathetic
Yes, isn't he a charmer? *lol*
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Date: 2012-08-08 06:20 pm (UTC)Oh no, don't tell me you wrote a mpreg fic!
“I can’t believe you forced me into this.”
Oh my God she did. Sherlock forced John to get pregnant!
*is horrified*
*reads the rest and feels better*
You are huge and huffing and...
Sherlock, the epitome of the gallant man.
“What?” Greg almost dropped the chair he was arranging for his girlfriend.
Greg, the epitome of the considerate man.
A moment later he started grinning like an idiot because his daughter just kicked him.
I can imagine Sherlock's exasperated sigh and his "Oh for God's sake!" before this grin. :D
I think I’m craving broccoli.
Craving for broccoli? Pregnant women have so strange cravings. :D
Day 100? Wow, congratulations! Just 265 221Bs left now. :D
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Date: 2012-08-09 07:05 am (UTC)That would imply that I have any notion how that strange omega verse thing is meant to work. I don't.
What I mean is: You're safe from mpreg here. :D
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Date: 2012-08-08 06:53 pm (UTC)Congratulations on 100! And don't you dare joke about pregnant women! Who knows what you could trigger! :-D
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Date: 2012-08-09 07:08 am (UTC)At the moment I have the feeling that certain parts of this fandom have completely lost their minds and it's best not to say ANYTHING for fear of triggering... *rolls eyes*
I also just imagined myself getting haunted by a bunch of affronted (and huffing) pregnant ladies! *lol*
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Date: 2012-08-09 09:08 am (UTC)*joins you in massive eye rolling*
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Date: 2012-08-08 07:44 pm (UTC)Broccoli, though... I think I'd have to get knocked up by a vegan before I found broccoli even remotely appealing.
Great characterisations all round. You Sherlock is so hilariously Sherlockian. I love him :D
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Date: 2012-08-09 12:01 am (UTC)And maybe not everyone wants pregnancy vibes, but I'd love some... Broccoli cravings and all!
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Date: 2012-08-09 06:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-08-09 07:11 am (UTC)Sherlock would like me to tell you that liking a certain vegetable is not transferable via intercourse.
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Date: 2012-08-09 07:47 am (UTC)For science!
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Date: 2012-08-08 09:28 pm (UTC)I craved some weird things (cheese popcorn, grapefruit juice) but never broccoli.
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Date: 2012-08-09 07:13 am (UTC)Haha, that's Sherlock for you! ;)
I've never heard of someone craving broccoli but my sister craved for carrots, so I thought I could get away with it. ;)
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Date: 2012-08-08 09:44 pm (UTC)And it's Greg and Molly again! How adorable they are.
For a moment I was thinking Sherlock has deduced her pregnancy before she even knew or at least before she told Greg.
By the way, will we learn how it all started between them?
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Date: 2012-08-12 12:25 pm (UTC)By the way, will we learn how it all started between them?
That's a nice idea! Let me see if I can work with it. :)
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Date: 2012-08-09 12:03 am (UTC)This was awesome :-)
I'm loving Molly and Greg as a couple... They go together so perfectly and complement Sherlock and John so well too!
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Date: 2012-08-12 12:25 pm (UTC)Thank you!