Fic: 221B - The art of seduction

[anarion]

Title: The art of seduction
Words: a 221B has 221 words and ends with a b-word
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by atlinmerrick.






Previous 221b: I don't beg


Today's prompt: ice cream

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The art of seduction


What the hell was the man doing?

Sherlock raised his head to throw an annoyed glance in the general direction of the noise, hoping it would make John stop whatever he was doing.

The noise came again. A kind of wet slurping that Sherlock associated with actions John could not perform on himself and it was rather unlikely that he would do them with someone else, in the middle of their living room above all.

So what was he doing?

Since he was distracted anyway, Sherlock put down the magnifier and walked over to the door to peek into the other room.

John was sitting on the sofa, eating ice cream. No, not eating. Licking. And – oh God – sucking. He looked like he was fellating the cone and Sherlock’s cock was instantly jealous.

He stepped closer and John looked up through his lashes, licking his lips. It took all he had, to not just rip his trousers open and shove himself into John’s mouth.

Luckily John had the same idea. The last thing on Sherlock’s mind was ‘John doesn’t even like ice cream’ before strong fingers gripped his hips and wet heat engulfed him and extinguished all thoughts.

Afterwards, when John rose up to kiss him, Sherlock could taste himself on John’s lips, underlined with vanilla and some kind of berry.


Next 221b: Alive and kicking


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AN:
Today's prompt was 'ice cream'.

This prompt is from yesterday, so it's actually due in roughly two weeks, but it's funny and porn, so I just decided to antedate. Because it's my birthday today and because I can. :P







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Comments

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

And we have a new favourite!!!

Oh, hell, this hits my spots... Sherlock and John and sex and ice-cream - could there be a more perfect combination? I think not.

My favourite line is, 'Sherlock’s cock was instantly jealous' I LOVE that. A jealous cock. Brilliant.

Happy birthday, darling - it seems all wrong that it's your readers who get the present, but I am not complaining!!

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

Sherlock and John and sex and ice-cream - could there be a more perfect combination? I think not.
What she said, exactly!

[treelight.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday, dear anarion!

Let me congratulate you for completing a year full of great fanfictions. I wish you many many more :)

[rox712.livejournal.com]

Hey, herzlichen Glückwunsch! And for once I must disagree with Verity. It's your birthday and we get all the gifts? Sounds like a perfect arrangement!

(and I am not commenting on the fic, because I read the last two stories in a row and my brain melted like the ice cream. Sorry)

[bradspyjamas.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday! Am sending you virtual cupcakes with chocolate topping and blue sponge because someone has to ;)
And this was just delicious - it hit all the right spots!

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the cupcakes! Mmh, chocolate. And blue sponge. *drools*

[auntiesuze.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday!!!

Mmmm...ice cream porn. Now I want ice cream. And associated porn. *sigh* Oh well, at least I've got the ice cream. ;)

[purrculier1.livejournal.com]

When am no longer mel-ty puddle on floor('cause read this right after last one. purring puddle, happy purring puddle. mmmh hmmm)will Thank You for giving us the present.

Happy Birthday Most Generous Anarion.
Tries to figure out how to send a chocolate cake to you.
It's the traditional accompaniment to ice cream on a birthday!

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

And – oh God – sucking.
I love the "oh God". I can see Sherlock gasping. (Well, I can't really see him. I mean, he's not gasping in the room I am and... *gets lost in a dream*)

actions John could not perform on himself and it was rather unlikely that he would do them with someone else, in the middle of their living room above all
I don't understand. Please be more specific. ;-)

He looked like he was fellating the cone and Sherlock’s cock was instantly jealous.
Reaction to the first half of the sentence: "Wait. Let me visualize that. Mmm. Oh yes."
Reaction to the second half of the sentence: *giggles*

and wet heat engulfed him
Heat? Heat? Just after eating ice cream? :D

underlined with vanilla and some kind of berry
What? Not chocolate? Oh, yes, the b-word. Er... Brownie, then? :D

It was a delicious prompt and a delicious fic, thank you. So it's your brithday?
*looks up in her dictionary*
"Brith: the Jewish rite of circumcising a male child eight days after his birth.*
Oh, poor Anarion, I hope it's not too painful.
*doesn't dwell on the fact that Anarion is, against all odds, a boy. And that she's much too younger to be allowed to write porn*

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

Oh, and happy brithday all the same! :D

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Heat? Heat? Just after eating ice cream? :D
Nitpicker. :P

It's John eating the ice, so it's vanilla and berry. Something I would never eat... Except when I could have Sherlock afterwards... *ahem* Never mind.