Title: Celebrate when you have the chance
Words: 221
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by
Previous 221b: Disastrous working conditions
Today's prompt: haircut
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Celebrate when you have the chance
“Remind me again. Why did I agree to this?”
“Because you love me. And because I allowed you to do that disgusting series of experiments on vomiting.”
Sherlock made a non-committally humming sound that could mean anything from ‘I see why you would think that’ to ‘Yes, that was a fun thing to do’.
“And because ‘Top Gun’ is a really good movie.”
The sound Sherlock made then was very not non-committally.
They settled down on the sofa and John started the DVD.
Sherlock was bored soon (as could be expected) but found himself fascinated with thinking about John in one of those aeroplanes. It was strangely arousing. The fact that John just had his hair cut almost as short as his military cut when they met helped tremendously with the fantasy.
“Oh, he is going down.” John was engrossed in the movie, not noticing the direction his lover’s thoughts had taken.
Brilliant idea. Sherlock slid down from the sofa and pressed his face against John’s crotch.
“Sherlock, what... Oh. But the mo...oh, yes! Don’t stop.”
John lost interest in the movie extremely fast because Sherlock really knew what he was doing.
“Sherlock, your mouth, Jesus Christ.”
Sherlock grinned up at him, for once not caring about his innuendo being weak: “So, do you want to be top gun or bottom?”
Next 221b: Wrap it before you tap it
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AN:
Today's prompt was 'haircut'.
This one was inspired by
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Date: 2012-07-22 01:06 pm (UTC)eta: You goofball, you introduced yourself on my Tumblr yesterday, but if you'd just said Hi, I'm anairon on LJ, I'd have been I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, HI THERE but instead it's taken me an embarrassingly long time to realize that both of those handles are the same person, despite the fact you SAY SO right there on the header. DUH. *waves* HI AGAIN!
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Date: 2012-07-22 08:15 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2012-07-23 04:37 pm (UTC)Also, the goofball (brilliant word, btw!) apologises, I didn't think of that. And to confuse you eternally, I just changed my tumblr name to 221b-anarion. ;)
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Date: 2012-07-22 01:10 pm (UTC)Their conversation was just spot-on and of course would Sherlock find something interesting to do when getting bored. Especially when John is so close by :)
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Date: 2012-07-23 04:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-07-22 01:33 pm (UTC)Great answer. Just try to argue about that!
John in one of those aeroplanes
*tries to imagine*
I think he'll need a big cushion to be at the right level, but... Yes... With the Ray-Ban and everything... I see what you mean.
The punch line is hilarious. But for once not caring about his innuendo being weak reminds me of The Human Condition. Don't forget the sequel! (As if you could...)
And there's sex. All in all it's a top-flight fic. Did you see? DID YOU SEE? It's a pun! I made a pun! And even a double pun, with "top" and "flight". *is very smug* :D
*reads the tags*
ANARION, THE SQUADRON LEADER: Hey guys, full alert, I repeat, full alert, there's sex on the horizon.
THE SLASH SQUADRON: Hurrah!
They all rush toward the sex.
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Date: 2012-07-23 04:40 pm (UTC)On behalf of all the small people: OY! (Also, Tom Cruise? Is even tinier than Martin, me thinks)
ANARION, THE SQUADRON LEADER: Hey guys, full alert, I repeat, full alert, there's sex on the horizon.
THE SLASH SQUADRON: Hurrah!
They all rush toward the sex.
*dies laughing*
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Date: 2012-07-23 08:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-07-23 04:41 pm (UTC)I'm having trouble to remember all the sequel wishes by now. Someone should remind me now and then. ;)
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Date: 2012-07-23 04:12 pm (UTC)Oh my... so funny. Accepting those experiments would merit way more than just a movie night!
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Date: 2012-07-24 05:00 pm (UTC)You went *Top Gun* from a haircut prompt and then went...(damn,forgot to refill the icetray.)
*Squints at last line* Ahem, just in the interest of completism we will be getting John's answer to that, right?(not begging or anything, nope,
um maybe, O.K. yeah {pride is overated anyway.}make that pleading shamelessly)Sequel?
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Date: 2012-07-25 02:35 pm (UTC)Um, which sequel are you refering to? People seem to throw these words at me from all directions lately. ;)
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Date: 2012-07-25 04:12 pm (UTC)