Fic: 221B - Lend a helping... mouth?

[anarion]

Title: Lend a helping... mouth?
Words: 221
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by atlinmerrick.





Previous 221b: The human condition


Today's prompt: help

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Lend a helping... mouth?



“They make you feel really good for a while, have some mild hallucinations and, um, get aroused. They obviously also get rid of a migraine.”


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John closed his eyes in exasperation. Only mild exasperation though, because as Sherlock (who still had a halo) said, he was feeling exceptionally good at the moment. And turned on.

Bloody hell was he horny. Now that he thought about it.

“Sherlock.”

“Yes, John?”

“I am really turned on. I don’t even know by what.”

“That would be the third effect of the drug. Don’t worry, it will pass.”

“Pass? Oh no, this cup is not passing you. I’m so hard, I fear something might break if I don’t get out of my trousers in the next thirty seconds.”

“It’s not actually possible to break your penis while lying down.”

“Sherlock. Shut up and get me out of my trousers.”

“John, I really don’t have time for this. I just got new samples from Molly. And besides, I already studied all the effects of the drug sufficiently.”

“This is not about your fucking experiment. This is about you getting me off, because - as always - this is your fault. Now get on your knees and start sucking.”

Something twitched in Sherlock’s groin and without another word he went to his knees. It was over very soon, but Sherlock – knowing the effects of the drug – just grinned and started to apply lube to John’s... (what did he just call it?) ...‘boner’.




Next 221b: ...is trouble halved (2/2)


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AN:
Today's prompt was 'help'.
People complained that I did not elaborate on how exactly Sherlock 'helped' when John took the pills from his experiment. Hope you're happy now. :D
Probably not. *sighs* Atlin, do you still have a boner sad?

Go to part 3.


Also, as you might have noticed, that this is still not the resolution of the two-parter. You'll have to wait another day for that. *evil grin*









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Comments

[teejod.livejournal.com]

*Grin* This is so so funny! And so Sherlock - why help, when he can explain what the drug is doing to you?!

Not the solution to the announced two-parter, no. But it shows, that if we keep on nagging, we get unannounced two-parters. So: there was this castle/castle-ruins prompt some while ago....

[ledasdaughter.livejournal.com]

hahahaaaa

I do think that Sherlock would secretly want to study the effects of this drug extensively :p

[auntiesuze.livejournal.com]

*snerk* I still want to know where I can sign up for this wonder drug.

[anarion.livejournal.com]

The boys and I are still doing intensive testing. *ahem*

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

"They make you feel really good for a while, have some mild hallucinations and, um, get aroused. They obviously also get rid of a migraine."
Could it be... Is it... *reads the following lines* Yesssss! It's the sequel!

“I am really turned on. I don’t even know by what.”
I don't understand this sentence. I mean, he's got Sherlock in front of him after all.

“It’s not actually possible to break your penis while lying down.”
Isn't it? Every day a new nugget of knowledge. Thank you.

"Now get on your knees and start sucking."
Whoa. BAMF!-and-Hot!John.

Sherlock – knowing the effects of the drug – just grinned and started to apply lube to John’s... (what did he just call it?) ...‘boner’.
Oh dear. Another sentence I don't understand. Why does Sherlock do such a thing? Or, in other words (all together now): I WANT THE SEQUEL!!! (Yes, again. The sequel to the sequel.)

People complained that I did not elaborate on how exactly Sherlock 'helped' when John took the pills from his experiment
Oh, how mean! How dared they! *tries to look righteously indignant. Fails.*

Also, I love the casual (who still had a halo) and Now that he thought about it.

To sum up, I'm now expecting the sequel to this fic, to The Human Condition and to Trouble Shared. No pressure. :D

[treelight.livejournal.com]

I think I haven't left a comment for a while ... don't get me wrong, I'm still here. In fact, I check via my mobile if there is a new one of your little stories every day, so that it can sweeten my work-day. It's just a bit tedious to write a comment on that thing.

I love how your stories pick each other up and I can't wait for the next part of the two-parter!

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Don't feel bad about now leaving a comment! I'm glad to hear that you are still reading and enjoying. :)

[purrculier1.livejournal.com]

*Blinks*
Drops ice cube down pants to redirect blood flow ('cause brain seems to be empty.)
*Squints* {rereads} There seems to be a bit missing after the second 'boner'.
I have faith you'll be fixing that. (yup)
*Goes to refill ice tray*

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

"Now get on your knees and start sucking."

I'm sorry, was there anything else?

*keels over*

[rox712.livejournal.com]

sex on the horizon? Have you read this? I'm still recovering, for Gods sake!

[anarion.livejournal.com]

I adore this comment! <3

[atlinmerrick.livejournal.com]

Had to go back and read ... A Bitter Pill to Swallow ... then reread this one for the fourth? Fifth time? And no, I do not still have a boner sad.

Wait, what am I saying? I have a tremendous boner sad because—*ha!*—as you can see, John still has one. So. Yes. We need to know how he gets rid of this very persistent erection. Persistently. (Adore your tags.)

[anarion.livejournal.com]

I have a tremendous boner sad because—*ha!*—as you can see, John still has one.
Your *ha!* is the cutest thing ever!