Had to go back and read ... A Bitter Pill to Swallow ... then reread this one for the fourth? Fifth time? And no, I do not still have a boner sad.

Wait, what am I saying? I have a tremendous boner sad because—*ha!*—as you can see, John still has one. So. Yes. We need to know how he gets rid of this very persistent erection. Persistently. (Adore your tags.)