Fic: 221B - Distraction
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anarionTitle: Distraction
Words: 221
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by
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atlinmerrick.Previous 221b: Washed ashore
Today's prompt: British Museum
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Distraction
“John. Lestrade called. He wants us to be in the British Museum as soon as possible.”
“Oh, no.”
“What?”
“We are not going to the British Museum!”
“Why on earth not?”
“Because. Do you remember last time we were there?”
“Hm? ... Oh. Oh!”
“Yes. I am not going to walk round a crime scene with an erection, thank you very much.”
“Just think of something else.”
“I can’t. I’m having enough trouble already not thinking about ripping your damn tight-fitting clothes off in places we haven’t actually had sex in.”
“Oh.”
“Yes. ‘Oh’. That was my favourite museum and now I can’t even go near it without my blood rushing south so fast I think I might pass out.”
“Will it help if I promise to have sex with you afterwards?”
“Ha! No.”
“No?”
“No. Sex before might help.”
“There is no time...”
“Well, then we’ll have to make it fast, won’t we?”
And fast it was. And very satisfying.
In fact Sherlock seemed to be a little weak-kneed to Lestrade the whole time. He also solved the case in record time.
What Lestrade doesn’t know is that they went home and had sex again. Not fast this time. But very satisfying.
From that day on Sherlock was a little distracted every time he heard the words ‘museum’ and ‘British’.
Next 221b: No sweat!
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AN:
Today's prompt was 'British Museum'.
The incident John is referring to is from another fic of mine. You can read it here.
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Date: 2012-07-14 11:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-07-18 03:31 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2012-07-14 12:46 pm (UTC)now I imagine John using that against him.
'look, Sherlock, those are British tomatoes!'
'Sherlock, those vases look like they belong in a museum.'
that was also the day when the union jack pillow became the union jack off pillow.
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Date: 2012-07-14 01:01 pm (UTC)“Yes. I am not going to walk round a crime scene with an erection, thank you very much.”
Oh, come on John, you do that all the time. Read fanfiction, you'll see.
And fast it was. And very satisfying.
Well, the sex maybe, but not this part of the fic. Fast it is, and not satisfying at all. WHERE ARE THE DETAILS? Atlin has already threatened you not to give you prompts anymore if you persisted in being so vague. I'm afraid she's going to be fuming this time. :D
Not fast this time. But very satisfying.
LOOK! YOU DO IT AGAIN! I hope the next prompt she'll give you will be "toes". That'll teach you! :D
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Date: 2012-07-18 03:33 pm (UTC)I got blamed for something!!! *happy dance*
Also, why is it wrong to read the prompt before? It's only wrong if I don't put it in the spoiler und you go read the end first. :P
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Date: 2012-07-14 04:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-07-14 09:32 pm (UTC)I think London is getting smaller by the minute, boys.
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Date: 2012-07-18 03:34 pm (UTC);)
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Date: 2012-07-15 11:18 pm (UTC)Just sayin'...
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Date: 2012-07-16 10:30 pm (UTC)BRITISH MUSEUM!!!
*sniggers*
Brilliant :D
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Date: 2012-07-18 07:24 pm (UTC)Ahem, Poor John, how awful not to be able to visit a favorite public place for fear of embarrassment/Pavlovian response.(offers sympathy 'cause have no idea what that feels like.{nope.nuh-huh. prove it.})
His solution to indulge ,shall be say, the response both before and after
situational stimuli was quite sound, well reasoned, but seems to be missing data? Pictures and graphs would be appreciated. Written, *detailed* report very, very much appreciated.