Fic: 221B - Things on the to-do list of life

[anarion]

Title: Things on the to-do list of life
Words: 221
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by atlinmerrick.





Previous 221b: It never hurts to ask


Today's prompt: car

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Things on the to-do list of life



“You never had sex in a car? You need to have had sex in a car once in your life.”

“Why?”

“It’s fun. I’ll show you.”

And with that John pulls the car into a gravel path alongside the dark country road.

The lights go out and all that’s left are noises.

At first there’s the rustling of clothes, heavy breathing, a soft moan. Then...

“Ouch.”

“What?”

“I banged my head. Wait, let me...”

“No. Stop. Stop!“

“What?”

“The gearstick is piercing into my hip.”

A huff, the shuffling of limbs, then more heavy breathing and moaning. A whispered name. Until...

“Sherlock, wait. I can’t feel my leg.”

“Mh. My arm is tingling. And not in a good way.”

“Maybe if you lift your arm, and put your leg over here, I can squeeze my arm in there...”

“This is worse than the dance lessons I had to take as a child.”

Silence. Then John starts to giggle, followed by Sherlock’s deep rumbling laugh.

Limbs are detangled. Sherlock’s voice drifts over sounding appalled.

“We are not doing this again. How is that fun?”

“To be honest, most people do it when they are teens and therefore more flexible. And smaller. Maybe with another type of car...”

“No. We are never doing this again. Not even in a car twice as big.”





Next 221b: Washed ashore


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AN:
Today's prompt was 'car'.
Yes, my John can drive. Of course he can. Sherlock can too, but doesn't have a licence (and prefers to let others drive anyway for various reasons).









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Comments

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

Did I ever tell you you were very good at humour and dialogues? Yes, I know I did but it was a rhetorical question, okay? Because you are very good at humour and dialogues. You make us visualize the scene very well.

Maybe if you lift your arm, and put your leg over here, I can squeeze my arm in there...
Wait. I take back what I've just said. I don't visualize anything anymore. *lies shamelessly* I think I need a drawing, or, er, a pictorial description. Very pictorial. And detailed. Very detailed.

Then John starts to giggle, followed by Sherlock’s deep rumbling laugh.
Aww, beautiful sounds. I also need a recording. What do you mean, "demanding"?

And smaller
You mean "even smaller", John? *giggles* Sorry, it was my inner Sherlock speaking.

blowjob (or not)
This uncertainty is unbearable! This fic definitively needs a drawing AND a very pictoral and very detailed description. :D

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Wait. I take back what I've just said. I don't visualize anything anymore. *lies shamelessly*
Hahaha! :D
Sadly I don't seem to have any artist in my readership. :(

You mean "even smaller", John? *giggles* Sorry, it was my inner Sherlock speaking.
On behalf of all the small people: OY!

This uncertainty is unbearable!
Life is hard. :P

[antesqueluz.livejournal.com]

They should just borrow one of Mycroft's cars...

[anarion.livejournal.com]

That seems wrong on many levels. ;)

[tracionn.livejournal.com]

Haha! That's exactly what it is like though :)
I like so much following the experiences they make through your series!

[anarion.livejournal.com]

I like so much following the experiences they make through your series!
Mee too! I'm so glad to have you along for the ride! <3

[rox712.livejournal.com]

I never saw the appeal... and a blowjob in the dark didn't happen if we don't have a full description.

[anarion.livejournal.com]

I never saw the appeal
Me neither. The story above is as far as it went for me. No regrets. ;)

That blowjob did definitely not happen. At least not in the car. Maybe in another 221B?

[atlinmerrick.livejournal.com]

I visualized this so hard. And had the giggles along with the boys. I like that John's trying to figure out how to do it again and Sherlock's all, "Um, nooo."

[anarion.livejournal.com]

I visualized this so hard.
Your visualisation is not the only thing that's hard in this 221B. *sniggers*

I'm with Sherlock on this one though.

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

I am (a little) ashamed to admit that I actually cannot remember if I've ever had sex in a car or not. I think, statistically speaking, it must be likely, but I can't think of an actual instance.

Still, I'd definitely do Sherlock. Or John. Or both. Do I mean 'or'? Let's go with 'and' instead. And both.

*smiles happily*

Oh, lovely fic, by the way! (I typed that as 'dic' the first time. It is perhaps past my bedtime.)

[purrculier1.livejournal.com]

Awww, adorkable fail sex for the win.

"Maybe with another type of car..." I agree with John further experiments
would beneficial.


1969 Ford Country Squire station wagon, *wide* bench seats, comfy
if your 5 foot/9inch or over.
*Cough* umm, so I've heard *cough*