Fic: 221B - The Aim Of The Exercise

[anarion]

Title: The Aim Of The Exercise
Words: 221
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by atlinmerrick.





Previous 221b: Absent


Today's prompt: exercise

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The Aim Of The Exercise


“Stop.”

“Why? You were certainly enjoying it.”

“No. Well, yes. But my neck is not where your focus is supposed to be.”

“I can focus on kissing your neck and on what my hand is doing at the same time just fine.”

“What your hand is doing...”

“John?”

“Um, yes. Got distracted by the mental image. Sorry. Okay, wrap your hand more firmly around it. Tighter. Yes, like that.”

“This would work much better if you were taller. Or we horizontal.”

“Hori... never mind. And move your left hand, that’s not where it’s supposed to be.”

“Where would you like me to put it?”

“You asked for this, so can you please take it seriously?”

“I am. Keep talking.”

“Where was I? Oh, yes. Firm grip. Um... You need to pull this part off.”

“I can think of something else that I’d prefer to pull off.”

“Oh...”

“John. Focus.”

“I can’t when you keep rubbing against me like that.”

“I’m just working on my stance. It’s not my fault that you are standing right in front of me.”

“Would you prefer me standing behind you?”

“I prefer you behind me when we’re both on our knees.”

“Okay, we’re done with this. I’ll teach you how to sightlessly assemble a gun another time. Get on the sofa. And don’t remove the blindfold!”




Next 221b: Sometimes it's as easy as pie


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AN:
Today's prompt was 'exercise'.
I had so much fun with this one! :D

OMG. They are showing 'Frankenstein' in my hometown. I am sooo excited! *bounces*







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Comments

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

*opens her mouth to talk*
*closes it again*
*is speechless*

This is intolerable! How am I supposed to do my innuendo-hunting job if the whole fic is a huge innuendo? Gah. It only remains for me to say that it's delightful, hilarious and hot, that the dialogue form works very well and that even if John has just failed to teach Sherlock how to sightlessly assemble a gun I don't feel sorry for him at all. Really not at all. Also, I think there's a flaw in this fic: the end is incomprehensible. I mean, it seems something is afoot but you don't tell us what will happen on the sofa. Maybe you should write a sequel to explain.

P.S. about Frankenstein: You lucky girl! :D

[anarion.livejournal.com]

This is intolerable! How am I supposed to do my innuendo-hunting job if the whole fic is a huge innuendo? Gah.
*hangs head in shame*

Also, sorry about the ending. Not. :P

[tracionn.livejournal.com]

hnfg. Well done with the twists! I must have had at least as much fan reading as you had writing. It's so witty and a hilarious and oh so SherlockJohnian conversation.
Awesome one!!

[anarion.livejournal.com]

I must have had at least as much fan reading as you had writing.
This is the best thing you can say! Thank you!!!

[rox712.livejournal.com]

Hm yes. Sherlock in a playful mood is distracting. I wouldn't let a weapon near him!

(We'll be there the 22., come what may!)

[anarion.livejournal.com]

We'll be there the 22., come what may!
What? OMG! YAY! *squee*

[rox712.livejournal.com]

Now we just have to convince Daysofstorm :-D

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Oh, btw, I will be there with my best friends and my brother, so while it's ok to say that we met online in a Sherlock fandom forum thingy, could we maybe skip mentioning the porn writing? ;)

[rox712.livejournal.com]

What? You mean the part where I say: "And this is one of my favorite porn-writers of all times!"???
Don't worry, that's always strictly between us :-D

[treelight.livejournal.com]

And don't remove the blindfold ... YAY :)

What? You get to see Benedict's Frankenstein? Like what? Cinema? Theater? I want to see that, too!!!

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Yes, they are doing a screening of the play in the cinema here. I saw it in the theatre last year (last year?) and I'm very excited to see the cinema version.

Sorry that they don't show it were you live too. :(

[ledasdaughter.livejournal.com]

fuck yes, neckporn. ahem.

It's just totally my headcanon. okaaaay? okay.

[atlinmerrick.livejournal.com]

Read this three times because I had to wallow in the innuendo and the wit. I keep saying it and I will keep saying it, but you're getting amazing and amazing-er with each day that passes, you glorious creature.

ANARION: THE QUEEN OF 221Bs!

[rox712.livejournal.com]

ANARION: THE QUEEN OF 221Bs!

Seconded!

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Aww! *takes a bow*

Thank you darling! <3

[antesqueluz.livejournal.com]

Heehee! XD

[purrculier1.livejournal.com]

Giggles. Giggles some more. Reads last line *Giggle-Snorts* Shade and Sweetwater that was fun!

[anarion.livejournal.com]

So many giggles! Thank you! :D

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

OMG, I nearly choked snorting at this one - absolute bloody genius, I love it!

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Oh God, don't choke! The fandom will KILL me, if I end you before you can finish 'Given in evidence'! :D

[tialangela.livejournal.com]

Blindfold?
(*thud*)
(*dies happily on floor*)