Fic: 221B - Otherwise Occupied

[anarion]

Title: Otherwise Occupied
Words: 221
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by atlinmerrick.





Previous 221b: Meet your Match


Today's prompt: medal

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Otherwise Occupied


If someone deserves a fucking medal for all this, it would be me.

And I don’t mean all the shit I took from Sherlock. Yeah, it annoyed me and made me angry, but I could deal with it.

The giggling at crime scenes? The lying and hiding of the killer’s true identity for selfish reasons? Not what I mean.

That I understand. John was good for him. As a friend. The trouble started when they became more than friends.

All those times they couldn’t come to a crime scene because they were ‘otherwise occupied’.

The weird questions about relationships Sherlock suddenly started to throw at me in between his case-related rambling.

And then all the shagging at crime scenes... Yes, I pretend not to notice, but do you know how people look after they just made out in a cupboard? And John isn’t exactly a quiet one.

And then that night when I had to get them from a pub and John kept giggling and making unhelpful suggestions about things Sherlock should look under until a very annoyed consulting detective sighed and said “John. Get over this juvenile behaviour and please stop trying to make me say ‘underwear’.”


Oh, I’m happy for them, I really am. But since then my work - and therefore my life – has become even more bizarre.





Next 221b: In Name Only


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AN:
Today's prompt was 'medal'.

We have Lestrade again. Hope that's ok. We get back to Sherlock and John tomorrow. :)

Also: Welcome to all the new readers who friended me over the last weeks! I'm glad to have you here. :)











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Comments

[anarion.livejournal.com]

No hilarious Freudian slip, no unintentional innuendo, not the slightest typo
Really, what is wrong with me? *sighs* I will try to do better!

I am glad that you liked it nevertheless. :D