Fic: 221B - Go Bananas

[anarion]

Title: Go Bananas
Words: 221
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by atlinmerrick.





Previous 221b: A Mother's Love


Today's prompt: bananas

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Go Bananas


Suddenly becoming sexually aware in your mid-thirties can have more complications than you would ever think.

Getting aroused by your boyfriend eating a banana for example.

No one ever told you how to deal with that, especially when it happens in public.
And is it normal? You can't just go around and ask people (not even when you're Sherlock Holmes).

So what do you do when you’re Sherlock Holmes and confused over the fact that watching John eat a banana makes you tingly all over? You come up with an experiment.

Which is exactly what he did.

It did not go that well. John was obviously not aroused but concerned.

"Since when are you eating bananas? And in that quantity?"

“I... um, felt like it?”

“You felt like it?”

“Yes. Problem?”

“Maybe you have a deficiency of potassium? Did you work with barium again? That can cause a hypokalaemia. Maybe we should do a blood test?”

Sherlock abandoned the experiment. He did not like bananas anyway. He liked blood tests though.

In the end it wasn’t a problem that John wasn’t turned on by Sherlock eating bananas. Because when Sherlock cleaned his chocolate mousse pot with his finger and licked that finger clean, John couldn’t drag him into the bedroom fast enough. Seems we all have our kinks. Isn’t that brilliant?







Next 221b: The Cat Is Out Of The Bag


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AN:
Today's prompt was 'bananas'.

Sunday! BAFTAs! *squee*











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Comments

[sabrinaphynn.livejournal.com]

Grin... Now I am going to smile eVer time I see that ol' pic of MF with his bannana from Season two shooting.

(unintentionally suggestive comment... But it seems it cannot be helped!)

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Can I hug you? I'm just going to hug you. *hugs*

[sabrinaphynn.livejournal.com]

*hugs right back*

[atlinmerrick.livejournal.com]

"He did not like bananas anyway. He liked blood tests though."

I hit the wall when I read this. Literally smacked at the wall. I believe I may have loudly said the words, "I love this." Possibly because I love this.

I'm already thinking: "When this 365 days of 221Bs ends, what else can I challenge Anarion with?" because I want you to do this every day. Delight me. Surprise me. Make me hit the walls. You darling creature.

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Literally smacked at the wall.
Only because I wasn't near you so you could smack me, right? *lol*

I'm already thinking: "When this 365 days of 221Bs ends, what else can I challenge Anarion with?"
Yes. Let's never stop! :D

[hanbunnotsuki.livejournal.com]

Oh my goddd. I'm choking in laughter, it actually hurts lol. Sherlock is just too precious. I want to give him a nice long hug, like I do a plushie.
Never stop being perfect and writing perfect things. Your 221Bs always brighten up my day :)

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much, that's a lovely comment! :D

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

Seems we all have our kinks. Isn’t that brilliant?
YES!!! And this fic is brilliant too, and so are you! It's funny from the start till the end and your Sherlock is adorable with his insecurity and his haphazard experiences. I very much like the way you use bananas and chocolate. There were already some in your part of Quintessential. I'm sensing a pattern here, and I love this pattern! The image of Sherlock clean[ing] his chocolate pudding cup with his finger and lick[ing] that finger clean is veeery yummy.
*visualizes the image*
*feels happy*

Have a great time tonight!
*keeps her fingers crossed for Benedict* :-)

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Can you tell that I like bananas and chocolate? Probably not. Let me tell you: I like bananas and chocolate. And Sherlock. Match made in heaven! :)

[badapplebettie.livejournal.com]

I've been desperately trying to figure out how to incorporate "blob" into a 221b. So far, I've got nothing. Except the giggles. Hope you had a fantastic time at the BAFTAs.

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

Er, something involving Sherlock covering John with cream, or the other way round, and they, er, do things, "...and he licked the last blob". Or something about Anderson, this blob. Sorry to hijack this comment, Anarion, I'm just trying to help! :D

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Yeah, the giggles! It was great to finally meet you in person! <3

And the blob will end up in a 221B, even if it kills me! ;)

[antesqueluz.livejournal.com]

Heehee! Love this! Love that John wants to check his electrolytes because his eating habits have changed. And I have a feeling Sherlock will be eating a lot more pudding now...calcium deficiency, perhaps?

[anarion.livejournal.com]

calcium deficiency, perhaps?

LOL - yes, precisely! :D

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

Oh, wonderful!

This line right here...

'Sherlock abandoned the experiment. He did not like bananas anyway. He liked blood tests though.'

... I wish I had written that line. It's perfect. Absolutely bloody perfect.

As is this.

As are you.

xxx

[anarion.livejournal.com]

I wish I had written that line.

*stares*

*blushes*

*flails*

*goes back to staring*

Thank you!

[mirith.livejournal.com]

Everybody's already beat me to it, but this is wonderful: He did not like bananas anyway. He liked blood tests though.

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Tee-hee, I am glad to hear that this line is so popular! :)

And thank you for reading all my 221Bs in one go, I was completely amazed. Especially since I think I remember that you are not a particular fan of 221Bs?

[rox712.livejournal.com]

You are brilliant, my dear.

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Thank you! *bows down*