Fic: 221B - Not Really About Coffee

[anarion]

Title: Not Really About Coffee
Words: 221
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by atlinmerrick.





Previous 221b: An Interesting Advantage


Today's prompt: teeth

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Not Really About Coffee

“John, how do you feel about biting?”

“Um, I presume we are talking about the general use of my dentition here?”

“Please, don't play stupid. I meant biting as a part of sexual intercourse.”

“Of course you did. Do we have to talk about this here? Surely you noticed that Greg just now almost choked on his coffee while he pretended not to hear anything you say?”

“Don't exaggerate. He merely spluttered.”

“That distinction is so comforting...”

“To bring us back on topic: I thought it would be one of those things deemed polite to enquire about before applying them in situ.”

“Enquire. Oh, you mean like you asked about video taping me while I shagged your brains out?”

“See, this is what it sounds like when Lestrade chokes on his coffee. And asking you about it would have made you aware and therefore had an influence on your performance.”

“My performance? That’s a nice way to put it.”

“You enjoyed the idea when I showed the film to you afterwards.”

“Yeah, luckily for you I did.”

“And judging from your bodily reactions to our conversation I am certain that biting will increase the intensity of your orgasms by 30 percent."

And with that he whooshed out past a shocked Lestrade, sitting at his desk, still trying to catch his breath.








Next 221b: Waiting


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AN:
Today's prompt was 'teeth'.









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Comments

[atlinmerrick.livejournal.com]

This is brilliant. I adore the splutter and the choking and the in situ. Where are you getting these ideas? Not from my tiny prompts!

"Not Really About Coffee" indeed.

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Where are you getting these ideas?

Asks the woman who came up with 'Voice Over', 'Skullduggery' and 'Vexation, Umbrage, and Discontent' (amongst other brilliant things)...

It's the aliens! ;)

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

Bloody hell.

I'm trying to come up with something more coherent but... bloody hell!

I like this one.

I like it a lot.

xxx

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Really, there is no need to come up with something more coherent. :)

*grins to herself for managing to make the great and eloquent Verity Burns incoherent*

[treelight.livejournal.com]

Poor Lestrade :)))

[anarion.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he enjoys it secretly. Wouldn't you? ;)

[treelight.livejournal.com]

I sure as hell would ... with a grin as wide as the Tower Bridge :)

[days-of-storm.livejournal.com]

hahahahhaaaa, yessss. again, I'm being very eloquent as you can see.

well, let me specify: yessss to biting, yessss to coffee, yesss to home made porn videos :p, yessss to all of this! <3

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Yessssss to this comment! *smooches the whole thing*

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

I like the title very much! I don't like coffee anyway, so I'm sure I won't be disappointed. :D

“And judging from your bodily reactions to our conversation I am certain that biting will increase the intensity of your orgasms by 30 percent.
I don't think Sherlock should content himself with being certain, he should prove, you know. For science. *coughs* You forgot the quotation mark after percent! ;-)

I suppose I should feel sorry for Lestrade but I don't. I don't know why. Also, I can't find the link to the video. Could you please tell me where it is? Apart from that, I confirm: I was not disappointed. :D

[anarion.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, this video is blocked in your country. ;P

I am certain that he will prove that some time. For intensified orgasms science!

Thanks for the typo, darling. You are a marvel!

[coveredinbeez.livejournal.com]

Sherlock, you are lucky John indulges you so. <3

How great would this be from Lestrade's POV?

[tamzette.livejournal.com]

This.

I loved this one, and coveredinbeez Isis right... This must also be written from Lestrade's POV!!!

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Tee-hee, will see what I can come up with! :D

Thanks for taking time to read and comment! <3

[hanbunnotsuki.livejournal.com]

Oh god, I'm reading this during a tutorial class and I'm trying so hard not to giggle. But I'm still reading it over and over again.
Every single line was perfect.
I just love love love all your 221Bs <3

[anarion.livejournal.com]

*blushes*

Wow, thank you so much for this lovely comment! <3
I am very happy that you enjoy reading that much!

[tracionn.livejournal.com]

AAWWW, I love reading your little delights so much!! I might not always comment and I'm apologising for that, but I'll always read and enjoy.
Loved this one!

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Please don't feel pressured to comment. I mean, I do love reading what people think, but I prefer you reading and having fun and not commenting over you reading while feeling that you have to leave a comment.

This is supposed to be fun for every one! :)

Thank you! <3

[mirith.livejournal.com]

"See, this is what it sounds like when Lestrade chokes on his coffee." This is so great. Love the banter here.