Advent Calender: Day 5

[anarion]

This is day five of the Advent calendar filled with 221Bs, brought to you by days_of_storm and me. We will post in rotation, so you get a 221B by me one day and one from her the next day, right up until Christmas.
Apart from the overall Christmasy theme we decided to refer to the previous 221B so that there will be a story in the end. Let's see how that works out.

A happy pre-Christmas season to all of you! :)



Day 4 by the fabulous days_of_storm here


Day five

A few months ago Sherlock was bored and invented a game. Either he or John had to use a word the other came up with at least three times a day. In a conversation with other people. Without laughing or giving anything away.

Sherlock should’ve been better at it, but for some reason he wasn’t. He came up with a lot of scientific words and John delivered them with such confidence that people never questioned him.

John, however, gave Sherlock common words he would never use if he could avoid it, like awesome, polygamy or fanboy. His absolute favourite until now is sweetie-pie, though. Hearing Sherlock use that three times made him laugh so hard that he was sure he unhinged his diaphragm. Yes, he knows that isn’t possible in a medical sense.

Sometimes, when he was particularly annoyed with Sherlock, John stooped low and played unfair. He took a perfectly innocent word and whispered it in Sherlock’s ear while slowly fucking him. Sherlock would uninevitably blush and stutter every time he used that word.

They hadn’t played this particular game for some time, so John was completely unprepared when Sherlock took his sweet revenge for being called ‘horribly adorable’.

That morning, when he came down for breakfast, Sherlock grinned at him.

“I have a new word for you, sweetie-pie: baboon.”







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Comments

[days-of-storm.livejournal.com]

*heeeeeee* I'm still so excited about this. It's silly, really, how much fun I'm having with this. *hugs you and never lets you go*

[anarion.livejournal.com]

It's great! We are brilliant. <3

*hugs back*

[days-of-storm.livejournal.com]

also: hey heyyyyyyy, Verity, see this? yeah, there's porn in here. Just a bit, but still ;)

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Wait, what? Porn? How did that happen? ;)

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

Ha! I literally burst out laughing when I got to 'fanboy'... the thought of Sherlock trying to get that into conversation just cracks me up - what an absolutely brilliant idea. I propose that we play this game in January :D

Loving the series - you guys rock for doing this, it's fantastic!

[anarion.livejournal.com]

I propose that we play this game in January

The ideas that just popped up in my head... *lol*

[fanbot.livejournal.com]

Fun fun!

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

Also: your icon!

[sycamoretree623.livejournal.com]

What a great game, with room for sewwt revenge, of course. Very funny idea.

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Thank you, I'm happy that you liked it! :)

[ellie_hell.livejournal.com]

Tsk Sherlock, you should know that long, complicated words wouldn't faze John. As for Sherlock saying 'fanboy' or 'awesome', well that's just hilarious.

(and you just sent me an email... I agree, same brain)

[anarion.livejournal.com]

*throws a welcoming party in her brain for Ellie*

I just realised that I invented yet another game! *lol*

[ellie_hell.livejournal.com]

*takes out her most amazing dances moves for the party*

It's just day 5 and you have already invented two games? I want to be invited to one of your game nights!

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Let's just have a game night in my brain, so much easier to organise now that you moved in! :)

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

Sorry I'm late, I was busy commenting Verity's fic (oh my God).

What I like most in this 221b is that, for Sherlock, the idea of polygamy is as horrible as the word awesome. :D And I rather *coughs* like the smutty bit, too (John is an awful manipulator but I love him nevertheless). And I'd really like to see Sherlock blushing and stuttering, it must be a sight to see. I'm looking forward to what will happen with baboon !

I hope you feel better today ! :-)

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Verity's fic (oh my God)
Right there with ya!
*goes to read your comment*

I'm looking forward to what will happen with baboon !
It's hilarious, days_of_storm did a wonderful thing with it! :)

[rox712.livejournal.com]

Mwahahahahahaha!! Sorry still on the flor after hearing Sherlock say sweetie-pie. And baboon is such a mean word. Mwahahahahahaha!!

A quick word from our Sponsors...

[sabrinaphynn.livejournal.com]

This 221B is brought to you by the generous support of The London Zoo.
While the zoo unfortunately does not have a baboon at his time, we do invite you to join us for Carols by Candlelight at the Zoo on December 17, 2011.
http://www.zsl.org/zsl-london-zoo/news/carols-by-candlelight-at-the-zoo,891,NS.html

[favoritedarknes.livejournal.com]

I love these. Makes my days so much better *hugs you both*

[maggie-conagher.livejournal.com]

You and Maria just make me giggly and it is not a giggly time here.

My niece's favorite book from the toddler stage on was Stan and Jan Bernstein's Big Book of B and I think one of the lines is "Big beautiful baboon."

Sans the sex part, my office mate and I used to have a word or sound for the day and we would get points for using it in student conferences. One time it was the Zip it noise and gesture inspired by one of the Austin Power movies. Matt would get me every time. He would make it and I would shut up until he couldn't hold in his laughter anymore.

You took me to such a happy place, remembering that game.

[jerel.livejournal.com]

My mom has an Advent calendar with chocolate but she won't let me have any, because it's for her grandsons (my nephews.) So I love that I get "my" own Advent calendar with yummy goodness. :) Loving everything so far.

[atlinmerrick.livejournal.com]

The game is absolutely brilliant!

[dauphkantus.livejournal.com]

I wanna come join the game nights!

I would be the flaily dancy goofball throwing out random phrases and drinking a bit too much iced tea and making innuendo'd puns and thinking up BRILLIANT immature/loopholed/crazy ideas and EVERYTHING WOULD BE AWESOME.

Oh, right, reminds me. I need to get started on my school project outlines so I can make time for SHERLOCKIAN AMV GOODNESS. <3 Can't make them if I'm a busy bee, nopenope