Advent Calendar 2013 - December 9th

[anarion]

It's that time of the year again, so here's the annual Advent Calendar filled with little ficlets, brought to you by days_of_storm and me. We will post in rotation, so you get a posting by me one day and one from her the next day, right up until Christmas.

Title: December 9th
Pairing: John/Sherlock
Rating: PG-13
Warning: none




December 8th


December 9th


KP // OMG!

DH // ???

KP // There are two guys having sex in the cubicle next to me!

DH // WHAT? Where are you???

KP // Public toilet on Trafalgar.

DH // Listening to two guys having sex?

KP // Initially I went in to pee...

DH // And now you're listening? That's kinda gay, mate.

KP // It's weird. And hot. One of them is called John. The other seems to be a shouter.

DH // I really didn't need to know that.

DH // What if they hear you?

KP // With that amount of moaning and banging against the wall?

DH // I think you should get out of there

KP // And miss the big finish? No way.

DH // Please tell me you're not wanking to to guys shagging in a public toilet.

DH // Kyle?

…

DH // Kyle???

KP // Man, that was awkward.

DH // Got caught? ;)

KP // Not really. One of the threw a napkin in my cubicle when they were leaving. From the National Gallery...

DH // Ooh... Cringe!

KP // Yeah. Well, I'm off to the pub. CU




December 10th

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Comments

[221b-hound.livejournal.com]

Some voyeurs have all the luck.

[rox712.livejournal.com]

Oh my God!!! ROFLMAO!!!!

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

OMG! I spent WAY too long at first trying to think who 'KP' was. Absolutely genius!!!