Fic: 221B - Get into position
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anarionTitle: Get into position
Words: a 221B has 221 words and ends with a b-word
Rating: Pg-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by
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atlinmerrick. Day 334.Previous 221b: It's Alive!!!
Today's prompt: India/Indian
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Get into position
“You know that I cherish your inquisitive mind, but this is ridiculous.”
“Humour me.”
“I don’t even know how my arm is supposed to go there.”
“Can you move your leg?”
“I can’t even breathe properly. I swear to God, if we have to call someone to get us out of this, I will punch you.”
“You liked the idea when I first presented it.”
“That was my cock thinking, not my brain.”
“Then honour your cock and move your leg.”
In John’s defence, he really tried. Eventually the absurdity of the situation caught up with him again though and he started to chuckle.
“John. This is really not helping.”
“I know, I know. Sorry. But you have to admit that the mood is gone anyway. You just want to get us into The Lotus to prove that we can.”
“At the moment we are rather proving that we can’t.”
“Thank God. Can we start to untangle then?”
Finally they were both lying next to each other on their backs, panting hard. John was quietly chuckling again.
“You have to admit that your sex life has never been this interesting before.”
John leaned over and placed a kiss on Sherlock’s lips before he pulled back to grin at him.
“Hm, I think I’d rather go with ‘exciting, unusual and sometimes bizarre’.”
Next 221b: Three brave huntsmen
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AN:
The prompt was 'India/Indian'.
-> The Lotus is a position from the Kama Sutra. I have no idea what it looks like, to be honest. ;)
And I'm off again (Ireland this time). Will be back Wednesday in a week. :)
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Date: 2013-07-08 03:06 pm (UTC)if we have to call someone to get us out of this
The Lotus is a position from the Kama Sutra. I have no idea what it looks like, to be honest.
Well, I googled it, being a scientific mind and everything. And it's rather confusing because there are several positions under this name. How are we supposed to visualise the scene? The Kama Sutra can be so disappointing sometimes. *sighs with resignation* This fic, au contraire, is not disappointing at all, it's funny and I can quite imagine Sherlock making them do that just to prove they can. For science. ;-)
You go off on a trip again? Blimey, you're such a globetrotter! :D Have a good trip!
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Date: 2013-07-12 07:47 pm (UTC)'honour your cock and move your leg'
may be my favourite instruction ever!
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Date: 2013-07-19 10:34 pm (UTC)no subject
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