Fic: 221B - Nailed it
Jul. 6th, 2013 07:43 pmTitle: Nailed it
Words: a 221B has 221 words and ends with a b-word
Rating: Pg-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by
Previous 221b: Let every tub stand on its own bottom
Today's prompt: cluedo
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Nailed it
“You are a sore loser, John.”
“I’m really not. Your solution is just not possible.”
“And why is that?”
“Because it's not actually possible for the victim to have done it.”
“Why?”
“Mainly because the victim is dead and this is not a game about solving a suicide. But also because it says so in the rules.”
“Then the rules are wrong.”
John groaned and got up to walk up and down, something that usually helped when arguing with Sherlock. He held up the board to wave it through the air, when Sherlock grabbed the knife he had ‘kept’ from their last case and threw it through the air. It snatched the board out of John’s hand and nailed it to the wall next to the mirror.
John was impressed.
“I am impressed. I didn’t know you could throw knifes.”
“I can’t. I mean, I couldn’t. Clearly I can, otherwise the knife would be in you and not the board.”
“Are you saying that you have never thrown a knife before and you decided to try it with me as a target?”
“Relax. You weren’t the target, the board was. And why are you upset? I didn’t miss.”
“Lucky for you. Otherwise you could have called Greg with the words ‘It was me, in the living room, with the stolen blade’.”
Next 221b: It's Alive!!!
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AN:
The prompt -courtesy of Verity Burns- was 'cluedo'.
This one is for Verity, clever Verity, who always wins at Cluedo! :)
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Date: 2013-07-06 06:11 pm (UTC)Still. I am angry with Mr. Holmes.
I have no idea why I am telling you these things except I'm probably leading up to some sort of sex is required for Sherlock to make it up to me—uh, John, to make it up to John.
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Date: 2013-07-06 10:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-07-06 11:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-07-12 08:08 pm (UTC)John was impressed.
“I am impressed..."
And yes. I DO always win at Cluedo :D