Fic: 221B - Night at the Museum

[anarion]

Title: Night at the Museum
Words: a 221B has 221 words and ends with a b-word
Rating: Pg-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by atlinmerrick. Day 323.




Previous 221b: Surprisingly normal


Today's prompt: museum

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Night at the Museum


It was the third time it had happened and John was starting to wonder if Sherlock was going for some kind of record.

“Are you going for some kind of record?”

“Hm?”

“You, me, being banned from a museum? Seems to become a thing. Where we get banned.”

“That wasn’t my fault. I caught the vase. And the idiot who threw it trying to get away from you.”

“I don’t think the curator saw it quite that way.”

“I noticed.”

“You know, if we have to get banned from a museum, I’d prefer to get at least a mind-blowing orgasm out of it first. Not just some vase-and-thief-catching.”

Two days later he was sure that Sherlock was going for a record as he got drawn into a dark corner behind a huge display case housing several dinosaur skeletons in the Natural History Museum, where Sherlock gracefully dropped to his knees and whispered, “Prepare to get your mind blown. And this time, we won’t get caught.”

As John was clinging to Sherlock’s shoulders helplessly, desperately trying to keep quiet, the last thing he cared about was being banned from the museum. He wasn’t too fond of exhibitions anyway.

Turned out that Sherlock was right in everything this time.

Although technically that is not correct, because it wasn’t John’s mind that he blew.



Next 221b: Worth every wound


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AN:
The prompt -courtesy of Verity Burns- was 'museum'.

Remember the last time the boys were banned from a museum?

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Comments

[atlinmerrick.livejournal.com]

I fucking love this one. The "B" word was absolutely perfect, the double entendre all entendre-d and yes. Just yes.

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

Remember the last time the boys were banned from a museum?
This is not the only thing I remember... :D
http://anarion.livejournal.com/23206.html

A funny beginning, a quite hot ending... Good! Also, I must be tired because I read, it wasn’t John’s mind that he blew, and for a few seconds I thought, "What? But... Whose mind was it, then?" Time to go to bed, I think. :D

Pst! I think it's "a mind-blowing orgasm", in the singular. :-)

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Poor John! Just like that he was reduced to having a single orgasm instead of multiple ones by Choco. ;D
Thank you! :)

[phoenix-glow.livejournal.com]

I love the ongoing "getting banned from a museum" theme. It seems so in keeping with our lads - kinky and sweet at the same time.

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

Brilliant! I read this whole thing with a steadily growing smile on my face - bravo!