Fic: 221B - As innocent as a lamb
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anarionTitle: As innocent as a lamb
Words: 221
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by
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atlinmerrick.Previous 221b: The issue with the tissue
Today's prompt: sheep/ farm
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As innocent as a lamb
“There is a dead sheep on the sofa.”
“Perfectly sound analysis, John.”
“There is a dead sheep ON THE SOFA.”
“The outcome doesn’t change, even if you start yelling.”
“WHY is there a dead sheep on the sofa? And don’t you dare start your defense with ‘It’s for an experiment.’ I will hurt you if you do.”
“It’s for...”
“The same goes for ‘It’s for a case’. Jesus, Sherlock have you lost your mind? It smells.”
“You’re a doctor, aren’t you used to that?”
“I... This is my home, Sherlock. Just get rid of it, will you?”
Sherlock looked somewhat disappointed at John becoming calm again. John suddenly remembered the exploded mobile in the microwave, Sherlock breaking his favourite mug, his disappeared jumper.
“Wait. What are you doing? Are you trying to get us to fight?”
The only answer he got was a somewhat guilty glance at the floor.
“You are. Why?”
“I... might have read something about make-up sex.”
“You want us to fight just to get to the make-up sex?”
“Not good?”
“No, it’s just... It doesn’t work that way. Make-up sex is special, because it follows a fight, a time of not talking to each other, of uncertainty. You can’t fake it.”
“You can have special sex without a fight though.” He adds grinning suggestively after a beat.
Next 221b: Flirting with the devil
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AN:
Today's prompt was 'sheep/ farm'.
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Date: 2012-07-26 06:49 pm (UTC)“I... might have read something about make-up sex.”
“Not good?”
I love Sherlock when he lacks confidence.
“You can have special sex without a fight though.”
Really? Dear me Anarion, dear me. I'm afraid this kind of sentence requires a sequel. :D
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Date: 2012-07-26 06:50 pm (UTC)(and thank goodness John is just crazy enough to understand that...)
:D
When I think of sheep, I think of New Zealand! Maybe another time... ;)
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Date: 2012-07-26 09:43 pm (UTC)Pretty much an all-round win for this one - love it :D
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Date: 2012-07-26 09:50 pm (UTC)Hehehe, Sherlock really knows how to push Johns buttons.
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Date: 2012-07-27 06:04 am (UTC)'I will hurt you if you do.'
I read that three times because I love the preemptive nature of it, the JOHN nature of it and the fact that it works. Well mostly. Sherlock is about to say case, but still...
Also, I agree with whoever said, "why is the sex on the horizon? Why isn't it here now?"
Aaaand I love how everyone did a big comment for this one. *Teehee*
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Date: 2012-07-27 10:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-07-27 06:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-07-27 06:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-07-28 12:04 am (UTC)"There is a dead sheep ON THE SOFA."
"The outcome won't change, even if you start yelling."
"The same goes for 'It's for a case'. Jesus, Sherlock have you lost your mind? It smells."
"Your a doctor, aren't you be used to that?"(head on desk with the laughing.)
You really have a gift 'cause the voices are pitch perfect.
And guilty Sherlock is too cute for words "I...might have read something about make-up sex." (makes me want to pinch his little cheeks{at either end}he's so clueless.)
Brava! Go You!
edit 'cause, hard to type with the *giggles*
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Date: 2012-08-06 07:14 am (UTC)I might have flailed and made a 'squee' sound. Thank you so much!
edit 'cause, hard to type with the *giggles*
Tee-hee!
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Date: 2012-08-06 07:17 am (UTC)*hahaha* I love you!
Also, is this a modified quote from somewhere? It sounds so familiar (without the sex on the horizon)...
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Date: 2012-08-06 07:18 am (UTC)I never tire to hear that. Especially since I always thought that I couldn't do dialogue. Thank you!
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Date: 2012-08-06 07:19 am (UTC)'I will hurt you if you do.'
I read that three times because I love the preemptive nature of it, the JOHN nature of it and the fact that it works. Well mostly.
*flails*
Thank you! <3
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Date: 2012-08-06 02:38 pm (UTC)