Fic: 221B - A bitter pill to swallow

[anarion]

Title: A bitter pill to swallow
Words: 221
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by atlinmerrick.





Previous 221b: Coat me with your love


Today's prompt: pills

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A bitter pill to swallow


“How many did you take?”

“What?”

John, sprawled on the sofa like he was trying to imitate Sherlock, slowly opened one eye and looked at his lover - who had a rather insistent glare on his face.

“Pills, John. How many did you take?”

“Oh, you mean the paracetamol? I had a migraine, so I took four like I usually do.”

“It’s not para... Wait. You had a migraine? As in gone now?”

“Yes. Works every time.”

“It’s not paracetamol, John.”

“You have a halo.”

“Definitely not. Tell me how you’re feeling.”

“I’m feeling really good.”

“Mh.“

“What do you mean ‘it’s not paracetamol’? What did I take?”

“It’s an experiment.”

“That’s not an answer. What do the pills do?”

Sherlock kept silent and looked a little ashamed, which is usually not a good combination.

“Sherlock?”

Silence.

“Will there be pain?”

“No.”

“Will I get sick or unconscious?”

“No.”

“Then what?”

Silence.

“Sherlock.”

“They make you feel really good for a while, have some mild hallucinations and, um, get aroused. They obviously also get rid of a migraine.”

Twenty minutes after John experienced the third effect of the pills and got Sherlock to help with the problem (the least he could do), he was left with one question.

“Sherlock, what the hell was in those pills? I still have a boner!”





Next 221b: A Castle in the Clouds


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AN:
Today's prompt was 'pills'.

There is now a 2. part.









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Comments

[bradspyjamas.livejournal.com]

Nicely done :) *is still giggling* Definitely what was needed on a Sunday night.

[atlinmerrick.livejournal.com]

You appear to have left out the whole section regarding "helping John."

Also, John still has a boner. That's also upsetting. Frankly I am not sending you any more prompts until that army doctor finds relief and I get the details.

(Okay, I lied, I'll still prompt you but I has a boner sad. (I don't know what I mean either. (I just want to say boner like eighty times or something.)))

P.S. Adored, "You have a halo" — Sherlock would look pretty with a halo.

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

*giggles*
It's very, very funny. I love:
“It’s not paracetamol, John.”
“You have a halo.”
“Definitely not."
You really have a gift for dialogue.

There's just one flaw : Twenty minutes after John experienced the third effect of the pills and got Sherlock to help with the problem
This is not very clear. Be more specific, please. :D

It's hallucinations. Unless you want Sherlock to speak with a German accent. :D

[tracionn.livejournal.com]

*giggles*
*tries to type and fails*
*giggles some more*
*gives up typing*
*reads drabble once more and is starts giggling all over again*

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

I may have a new favourite... that's OK, right?

I love this - partly because I was afraid it was going to be angsty when I saw the title and read the first line, so there's a relief factor weighing in... despite the lack of active boners! The halo line was genius.

Wonderful. I love your humour :D

[tamzette.livejournal.com]

Tee hee hee!! Giggling so much right now and I just read this on my phone while playing scrabble with my grandmother!!!

[auntiesuze.livejournal.com]

*snerk* It gets rid of migraines AND makes you horny? SIGN ME UP. With a side of John, please.

[purrculier1.livejournal.com]

Laughing almost to hard to type. "You have a halo", dissolves into more giggles.

Sherlock seemed suprised(?)by the fact those pills worked on migraines.
He knew exactly what the other side effects would be, which begs the question: What experiment were they for?

Reads last two lines of fic.(wrinkles forehead in thought,drops ice cube down pants)Right! Ignore previous question please.*Fans* self, Thanks Author, and collapses laughing.