Fic: 221B - Push Comes to Shove

[anarion]

Title: Push Comes to Shove
Words: 221
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by atlinmerrick.





Previous 221b: The Cat Is Out Of The Bag


Today's prompt: shout

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Push Comes to Shove

This has to be the most ridiculous situation he has been in so far. Hiding in a cupboard at a crime scene rutting against his boyfriend-of-three-weeks.

“Oh God, Sherlock....”

The next thrust almost shoves him through the door.

“Jesus. Stop pushing me.”

“Would you make up your mind?”

“Just move more careful.”

“Do you want me to stop?”

They stare at each other in almost anger for a moment, before John starts laughing. A little too loud.

Sherlock grins and presses his hand over John’s mouth before starting to grind his hips again.

John groans.

The fingers press against his mouth and nose. He can’t breathe properly. But it doesn’t matter because this feels so good.


***

Contrary to what people think about him, Sherlock isn’t a novice when it comes to sex. He is when it comes to sex within a relationship though. Which is why he is still amazed by things like this.

He never knew that humour could be part of sex. He likes it though, loves the feeling of John giggling against him.

The laughter gives way to moans and it ends far too soon.

There are bitemarks on his fingers and he has a cramp in his arm. Still, this has been totally worth it – and so much better than a serious case of blue balls.



Next 221b: Hold On


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AN:
Today's prompt was 'shout'.

1. Yes, I am aware that these two have more sex in cupboards than probably possible. But who cares? :D

2. Also, this one is for chocolamousse, who always finds the ridiculous typos I manage to put into my stuff. Thank you darling! <3

3. Have a visual that goes with the story (more or less).












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Comments

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

You should get double points for double 'B' words at the end! Love this one, rather predictably in view of the cupboard ;)

Wonderful insight into their early relationship - it rings very true.

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

This has to be the most ridiculous situation he has been in so far.
Oh, look, there's a huge typo here. You wrote ridiculous instead of exciting.

He likes it though, loves the feeling of John giggling against him.
Wait, I try to imagine how it must feel. Mmm. Yes. I think I'd like it too.

Yes, I am aware that these two have more sex in cupboards than probably possible. But who cares?
Don't be ridiculous. Cupboards have been invented with this aim in view. And it's more or less canon since The Road Less Traveled.

Also, this one is for chocolamousse, who always finds the ridiculous typos I manage to put into my stuff.
Ha, I knew I was right to scrutinize your fics with my typo-magnifying glass! Now I've got porn! :D

[atlinmerrick.livejournal.com]

"Sherlock grins and presses his hand over John’s mouth before starting to grind his hips again."

Swearing imminent, red alert:

I can't damn well read past this sentence okay? Hand over John's mouth? Hips grinding? Fuck me twice and call the paramedics darling this has just opened the door to my special place.

Back....laters.

[antesqueluz.livejournal.com]

Heehee! Cupboard sex ftw!

[anarion.livejournal.com]

You swearing in a positive way is one of my favourite things. :D

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Don't we all love the cupboard? ;)

And yay for double points. Wait, there are points?

[anarion.livejournal.com]

Ha, I knew I was right to scrutinize your fics with my typo-magnifying glass! Now I've got porn! :D

You have porn and I have my very own typo ninja. Everybody wins! :D

[fanbot.livejournal.com]

Yum!

[tracionn.livejournal.com]

Ha! Haha! Must have missed that one - hilarious!! Thanx for the refreshing :)