Fic: 221B - Head Over Heels
May. 15th, 2012 01:56 pmTitle: Head Over Heels
Words: 221
Rating: R
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by
Previous 221b: Flip the Switch
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Head Over Heels (literally)
“John. I’m bored.”
“What do you want me to do about it?”
“Go shopping with me.”
“Excuse me? Who are you and what happened to Sherlock? Go shopping? You never even go and buy milk. What do you want to go shopping for?”
“Heels.”
“Heels?”
“Yes.”
“Wh... You can walk in heels?“
“Of course.”
“Of cou... Why can you walk in heels?
“Case.”
“And why do you want to buy heels now?”
“I want to work on a new disguise.”
It took Sherlock some persuading but in the end John agreed to go with him. In exchange Sherlock told him about the case (not that he wouldn’t have done that anyway, you know him, he likes to show off).
John followed Sherlock into a store that specialised in men’s heels and watched him try on different kinds of shoes. They all looked strange to him on his lover in his suit.
Sherlock seemed to come to the same conclusion because he went and changed his whole outfit for the next heels.
What happened after that neither man had seen coming.
What happened was that John dragged Sherlock into the changing cubicle, snogged him breathless and then got them both off by sucking the other man vigorously.
The shop owner made them buy the whole outfit and promise to never come back.
Next 221b: Child's Play
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AN:
Today's prompt was 'heels'. Surprise. ;)
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Date: 2012-05-15 01:07 pm (UTC)All right, the sound I made was not quite human as I got to the sucking portion of this program. Excuse me now, I'm going to reread this fic only with a great deal of creative visualization.
*ThrowsKisses*
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Date: 2012-05-15 03:22 pm (UTC)*tries very hard no to think about what Sherlock's new outfit looks like*
*fails*
You, er, maybe you should tell us. Or do a drawing. *coughs*
The porn is not bad. (Yes, it's an understatement.) I like how you took the title so literally. :D
P.S. The shop owner is an idiot.
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Date: 2012-05-15 03:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-15 03:41 pm (UTC)I am glad to hear that the porn isn't too bad. I was worried. *lol*
And I am really proud of the title! :D
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Date: 2012-05-15 05:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-15 06:48 pm (UTC)Now I'm waiting on the skull... 8D (<3 you Atliiiin!)
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Date: 2012-05-15 07:35 pm (UTC)This was charmingly fun and I want video footage, dangit!
The last bit totally made me giggle.
*gleeful flails*
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Date: 2012-05-15 09:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-17 07:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-17 07:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-17 08:00 pm (UTC)Glad that I made you giggle and flail! *bounces*
Thanks!
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Date: 2012-05-17 08:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-05-29 12:13 pm (UTC)I love that John says, "Why..." and Sherlock just answers with "Case." Yes, John. Why do you even ask these things?