Being greeted by your husband standing in the kitchen stark naked, waiting for you after work is rather unusual one should think. Well, it isn’t when you’re married to Sherlock Holmes of course.
Especially when you're in a fanfic. Sherlock waiting for John and not being stark naked would be highly suspicious.

And – last but not least – Sherlock’s cock was coloured in a lovely blue shade.
Oh my God has he just had sex with a smurf?

Brilliant use of this picture! Also I want to know where I can find these blueberries.