Is this true? Do you put alcohol on your feet for problems like that? If so I'm just going to start keeping score of the stuff you're teaching me in 221 words. I swear half the time I'm like, "Oh hell no, really? I did not know that." and then I'm sitting there wondering, "Wow, how much research does she do for these things?"

And if you're just making it up? I absolutely do not care. You make it sound real and that's all I need...