Fic: 221B - Yo, ho and a bottle of rum

[anarion]

Title: Yo, ho and a bottle of rum
Words: a 221B has 221 words and ends with a b-word
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: ‘365 days of 221Bs’ challenge: a prompt a day, given by atlinmerrick. Day 282.




Previous 221b: It Came from the Fridge


Today's prompt: pirate

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Yo, ho and a bottle of rum


“John,” Sherlock said without looking up from the case file, “I think I’m ready for penetrative sex now.”

John pinched the bridge of his nose and suppressed the need to hit his head against the nearest wall.

Lestrade coughed and then slapped John’s shoulder with a broad grin. “Congrats, mate! Enjoy your evening.”

***

That was on Monday.

On Tuesday Sherlock managed to snub Molly, so that she refused to resume working until Sherlock had left.

Wednesday he clashed with Anderson after Lestrade told the latter to stop his wild speculations on the cause of death and Sherlock shouted, “Why? Wild speculations are his speciality after all. His only one, to be precise.” Loud enough for everybody working the scene to hear.

John spent his Thursday trying to calm Molly down and berating Sherlock.

Today is Friday and they are at yet another crime scene. While Sherlock looks at the body, Greg comes over for some small talk.

“John. How is he doing?”

“We are working on his sensitivity.”

“How is that going?”

“I still feel reminded of the fact that he initially wanted to be a pirate quite often.”

Greg chuckles and John closes his eyes in silent exasperation when Sherlock hollers across the room, “John, look at this rope. I’m sure our sex life would greatly improve with bondage!”



Next 221b: So bad one can taste it (1/2)


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AN:
The prompt was 'pirate'.










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Comments

[atlinmerrick.livejournal.com]

I am just going to sit here giggling and replaying Sherlock saying, "I'm ready for penetrative sex now."

You have him say the most *magical* things, Anarion, the absolute most magical things...

[chocolamousse.livejournal.com]

So, you wrote a story beginning with “John,” Sherlock said without looking up from the case file, “I think I’m ready for penetrative sex now,” and ending with "I’m sure our sex life would greatly improve with bondage!"
Please let me do like Greg and slap your shoulder with a broad grin. Congrats, mate! :D

John spent his Thursday trying to calm Molly down and berating Sherlock.
And having penetrative sex. *is a tiny bit single-minded*

I’m sure our sex life would greatly improve with bondage!
You mean their sex life is not amazing yet? That it could be greatly improved? Hey, be careful with my head-canon!

Also, you forgot to tell us about the penetrative sex scene. God, you're so absent-minded sometimes.

Pst! I think it's “I still feel reminded of the fact that he initially wanted to be a pirate quite often.” :-)

[veniachan.livejournal.com]

Lol XD
Oh yeah, Jack and Sherlock's a lot in common :D
I soo much see Sherlock doing this on crime scenes, or everywhere else he feels like XD

(Is the epic friendship tag new or I just missed it before? I love it anyway :) )

[rox712.livejournal.com]

I don't even know what to say... I would be hiting my head at the wall just like John... and then I would get him home as soon as possible!

[verityburns.livejournal.com]

Surely the most fantastic opening lines in the history of such things?!

The one I most feel for in these scenarios is poor Lestrade - at least John has the joy of penetrative sex with Sherlock to console him... and now bondage, too!