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Title: The infinite monkey theorem (3/?)
Words: 221
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Previous 221b: Not something to write home about


The infinite monkey theorem (3/?)

John wasn’t sure how he knew, but he woke with the feeling that this would be an exhausting day.

Sherlock wasn’t in bed anymore, which could have quite a number of ‘normal’ reasons and an infinite number of alarming ones.

John had barely managed to get into an upright position when he heard a loud bang and a string of curses from the living room. No fatal wounds then and the house didn’t seem to be on fire either.

John walked into the kitchen and put the kettle on. Only then did he feel ready to peek into the living room. It looked like a tiny bomb had gone off, so pretty much like every other day. Sherlock was draped over the sofa, an unhappy frown on his face.

“Morning. Bad day already?”


“Yeah, I’m gonna need more than that.”

“Too much internet.”

“I see. Tea?”

Six hours, two fights, one dead wombat and a chase later they were interrogating a suspect with Lestrade while Sherlock gloated. John by now really regretted leaving the flat.

When the man lit a cigarette, Sherlock almost jumped into his lap with a gleeful shout of “TMI!”

Lestrade said, “Um...”

Sherlock answered, “Tobacco – must inhale!”

John said, “Seriously?” and decided that a) he was done with this day and b) he needed a brandy.

Next 221b: Go hard or go home

AN: Remember Sherlock and his obsession with finding out what TMI means by trial and error? :D
Wombat shout-out to Verity! :)



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