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Title: It's the berries!
Words: 221
Rating: PG-13
Pairings : Sherlock/John
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: Not mine.





Previous 221b: That escalated quickly

Today's prompt:
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It's the berries!

“I’ve never been so torn between desperately wanting to know and really, absolutely not wanting to know.”

Being greeted by your husband standing in the kitchen, waiting for you after work is nothing unusual one should think. Well, it is when you’re married to Sherlock Holmes of course.

Being greeted by your husband standing in the kitchen stark naked, waiting for you after work is rather unusual one should think. Well, it isn’t when you’re married to Sherlock Holmes of course.

There was also the fact that every flat surface in the kitchen was covered in blueberries. And – last but not least – Sherlock’s cock was coloured in a lovely blue shade.

John considered turning on his heel and visiting Mrs Hudson for a nice calming cup of tea, but then the need to satisfy his curiosity won out.

“All right. Tell me.”

“I was testing a hypothesis.”

“Based on... blueberries?”

“Based on these blueberries.”

John stepped closer and read the label. Then he snorted.

“I’m sure there is a fabulous pun about blue balls that I could make right now, but...” He looked at Sherlock with hungry eyes, “I’d rather not have it go that far.”

***

A long while later John giggled into Sherlock’s skin. “Well, that was certainly orgasmic. Although I doubt it had anything to do with the berries.”






Next 221b: As you make your bed, so you must lie in it


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AN: I saw this image on the interwebs and couldn't resist ;)
 photo 12042779_1188966161138114_5386997512894466699_n_zps1m4udnfe.jpg

This is for a fabulous woman because it's her birthday today and because I am so lucky to have her as a friend! Everybody think good thoughts in her direction! :)















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Date: 2016-04-07 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] verityburns.livejournal.com
Absolutely bloody wonderful!

Date: 2016-04-07 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chocolamousse.livejournal.com
Being greeted by your husband standing in the kitchen stark naked, waiting for you after work is rather unusual one should think. Well, it isn’t when you’re married to Sherlock Holmes of course.
Especially when you're in a fanfic. Sherlock waiting for John and not being stark naked would be highly suspicious.

And – last but not least – Sherlock’s cock was coloured in a lovely blue shade.
Oh my God has he just had sex with a smurf?

Brilliant use of this picture! Also I want to know where I can find these blueberries.

Date: 2016-04-08 08:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rox712.livejournal.com
*bangs head on table several times* Woman, what have you done?? What is it with fanfic writers? Why can't they leave my favourite foods alone? Random and chocolate cakes, you and blueberries. I'll never be able to eat those little perverts again without a dreamy look on my face!!

Date: 2016-04-08 03:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arianedevere.livejournal.com
Oh this is bloody marvellous! The best use of blue balls ever! What a lovely present for Stacey - I'm sure it cheered her up. Well done, darling.

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